

By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com
The Jack Bauer Hour of Power
For me, Monday’s the happiest video day of the week.
It’s the day that my TiVo Now Playing List shows nothing but episodes of Fox’s 24 – the addictive thriller that I never get tired of. And I’m not the only one who’s obsessed: Panopticist’s Andrew Hearst geeks out on the timecode.
Even the THE SENTINEL, the Secret Service action movie that was essentially an side-sequel for the Fox/24 brand, worked okay*** for me. If Kiefer Sutherland can stand to play Steve McGarrett law enforcement types every so often, I’ll be delighted to go see his movies. Sutherland conveys a badass-to-soulful ratio that few of his contemporaries can match. Onscreen, onscreen, he’s grim and slightly terrifying, in the way that Humphrey Bogart could be in movies like THE TWO MRS. CARROLLS and THE PETRIFIED FOREST.
Both Bogart and Sutherland are the gaunt, gun-wielding aristocrats of B-movie thrillers. There may not be room for much emotional range in every episode of 24 (how many ways can there be to flip open a mobile phone and snarl, “This is Jack Bauer–who’s running CTU?” But even at the silliest of moments, Sutherland never looks down on the material, and he never flinches.
A&E’s been running 24’s early seasons in syndication, so it’s still possible to catch seasons two (Los Angeles threatened by nuclear bomb) and season three (drug dealers & skin-eating viruses) all within one marathon of fear (or comedy, depending how you read this show.)
See Jack Bauer interrogate some Enemy of the State, get no answer, then shoot him in the knee till he cracks. (Well, that’s one way to do business.)
See President Palmer (Dennis Haysbert) face down enemies foreign and domestic and then, during the commercial breaks, sell insurance with the same Abe Lincoln resolve. See the next president handle the same crises. Is he incompetent, evil… or both.?
(By the way, tonight’s broadcast of 24 and all network shows will be delayed by President George W. Bush’s address to the nation. Check local listings so you don’t miss a single word.)
See Chloe (Mary Lynn Rajskub) scowl, hack, scowl again and clear the way for Jack to complete the mission. (I swear, the last few seasons have been about a thwarted passion between these two. Witness the cruel plot machinations that eliminated Chloe’s work frenemy Edgar from the mix. It didn’t matter whom he loved, or whom he was loved by: He was in the way.
Be warned, if Chloe and Jack ever get together – if they are distracted from national security matters for a moment– we’re all doomed.
And finally, if you have a chance, watch Kim Bauer (Elisha Cuthbert) spazz her way through a series of progressively more ridiculous ordeals in 24’s second season–easily the most amusingly insane of all the seasons. (As if we couldn’t tell that the scary-eyes bridezilla wasn’t going to go all Squeaky Fromme at some point.) Midway through a nuclear crisis, Kim, a Los Angeles nanny, somehow found herself on the run in the wilderness, ensnared in an animal trap and threatened by a cougar.
The big cat emerged from the brush, gave her the once-over, and walked away: she was just too pathetic to eat.
***Worked okay: I pretended that I was seeing THE SENTINEL on a flight to somewhere better, and that the in-flight movie and the flight were both free.
Also, I pretended that the identity of the traitor wasn’t so immediately apparent when he walked weedily into frame.
on silent hill ….
i liked the movie, eventhough its not a scary movie it keeps you in a bit of a tense atmosphere. For me it is a shame that its never explained why all these people never cough, sneeze etc, they were all dead!.
Including our heroin was dead since the very moment she got to Silent Hill. They were living in two different dimensions, that is why her husband was never able to hear her on the phone and the only thing he could find from her was her smell.
i’d guess you’re right about those nagging (to me) plot details. Silent Hill certainly was heavy on the atmosphere, and I did admire its gloomy beauty (the “dead town” deserves a coffee table photo book.)
I just wished the movie hadn’t been so drearily slack.
Did you recognize little girl, Jodelle Ferland, from this season of 24? She played the daughter of the doomed Presidential aide, and she’s in Terry Gilliam’s TIDELAND. She gives a remarkable, disturbing performance in a truly F’d up film.