

By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com
‘Orientation’: YouTube Movie of the Day
Does these clips–several of them posted on YouTube and adding up to one 30 minute “Orientation,” purportedly for the Church of Scientology–remind anyone else of the Hanso film on LOST?
They landed in my inbox this afternoon and I’ve been lost in their strangeness ever since. First, are they real? Or are they a parody of this religion whose tenets are unfamiliar (and probably misunderstood) by everyone who’s not a member?
As one of David Poland’s correspondents pointed out, the videoclip style isn’t much different from the “cheap, cheesy and lame” testimonial videos made for corporate sales meetings, colleges, and charities. Poland remarked that the one over the top moment in in video number 10 was the line, “you could also blow your brains out.”
Who wrote that, I wonder? The same scold who came up with, “If your best friend Timmy jumped off a bridge and killed himself, would you go head and jump of a bridge and kill yourself, too?” (Wait a second–the “jump of a bridge” line would be the argument against joining an organized religion or political movement.)
The videos–especially this one–reminded me of something that David Cronenberg would have done, circa SCANNERS. I am particularly fascinated by the host/presenters big, anchorman hair, which is so puffy and immovable that it just has to be an 1980s artifact. You simply can’t find men with Large Hair anymore. Even Oscar and Emmy winning hair and makeup artists have blocked this blowdry technique out of their collective memories.
If you’ve got nothing better to do, you can watch the entire 35 minute clip here – please post your theories and hair care tips.