

By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com
'Tard Next To Ebert Thinks He Invented Blogs
Wait, you’re telling me it wasn’t the The Onion’s sharp-as-a-tack columnist Jackie Harvey who invented blogs! And that blogs aren’t influenced by Larry King, whose random, scattered thought-emissions were assembled into space-filling USA Today text>
Now the ‘Tard Who Sits Next to Roger Ebert says he thought up the blog years ago–but never did anything about it. Too modest apparently. Richard Roeper, in another bid for feedback for his feeble Chicago Sun-Times column, writes, “Many years ago, before anyone heard the term “blog,” I came up with the idea of running multiple items in a single column.”
Don’t bother with the rest of his topics du jour. Most of Roeper’s column’s are lists. Read Rick Zorn‘s response in the Tribune.
“Roeper seems to lack the humilty gene,” writes Zorn — “The capacity for modesty that makes insufferable overachievers sufferable. Just an observation. If you can find a self-effacing passage or a joke at his own expense in Roeper’s ouvre — and the rumors are true, he does have one! — it will be one I’ve missed.”
Zorn also points out that the “many subjects in one column”-column-which Roeper falls back on about twice a week–can be traced to journalist Jack Mabley, who wrote for the Chicago Daily News, the American, the Tribune and the Daily Herald. (He’s got a scan of a 1981 column that hits upon five disparate issues.)
Tribune readers with long memories point out that there were many earlier columnists who did the same.
Very amusing. I worked with Roeper and his so-called blog style was just a bunch of under-developed story ideas that he swiped from other reporters working other beats.
BTW, It’s Eric Zorn at the Tribune.
But nice job alerting folks to Roeper’s bloopers.
Thank you for posting. All credit should go to Zorn, who also points out that Sun-Times columnist Neil Steiberg has an arch remark about self-regarding media pundits in his 6/13 column.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/steinberg/cst-nws-stein14.html
What would we all do without Romenesko’s Media News, where all the journalist catfights get itchy and scratchy?
You are right!
Do you remember the column in which he listed the t-shirt slogans that he saw at Lollapalooza one year.
He is also very adept at column stuffing. That is one in which he quotes others at great length. Once he even stuffed a column with one of his own older columns!
Roeper is to reading as Old Country Buffet is to eating.