

By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com
Sacre Bleu! Will Luc Besson Retire?
In an interview with the Guardian, director-producer Luc Besson, 47, says he plans to retire. Is he serious?
And if he is, who’ll point his camera up the skirts of little gun-toting gamines? Your work on earth is not not finished, Luc Besson! Cinema needs you. Pre-adolescent boys need you.
Until we get this madness sorted out, we’ll have to live in hope of ANGEL-A, the story of a small time hustler who is rescued from suicide by his guardian angel. It’s what reporter Xan Brooks describes as “Besson’s remake of IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, except the angel is a peroxide vamp who offers to solve the hero’s money worries by prostituting herself in the nightclubs of Paris.”
You know, like you do.
“As played by newcomer Rie Rasmussen, Angela proves a very Bessonian figure: leggy and lippy, a grungy euro-chick with a heart of gold.”
US audiences won’t see ANGEL-A till early 2007, but the Besson oeuvre is very much in evidence in DISTRICT B-13, the movie he produced. A martial arts and guns and jumping off buildings action story called BANLIEU 13 in French, it showcases the sport called “parkour” – that gravity defying bouncing you’ve seen in Nike ads. The inventor, David Belle, is the star, and it’s really entertaining, like a human Roadrunner vs. Wiley Coyote movie, when he does his thing.
Unfortunately, director Pierre Morel permits frequent interruptions for dialogue, execution style shootings, and the patented Besson female character, the pouty, supposedly deadly yet actually quite helpless gamine, who is treated at least once to a camera angle that lets you see up her skirt, up her crack, and possibly well into her lower GI tract.
Send an encouraging word to Luc Besson at his official site.