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The 10th Annual Things I'm Thankful For…

THANKS COME TO MIND NOW for every goddamned stupid moment of Borat and the way the memories of many moments in it still bring a stupid smirk to my face.
For days like Tuesday, where even in mourning, we can all agree to care about the loss of a giant.
For Andrea Berloff’s pleasure with it all.
For Michael Mann’s brilliant obsessions.
For the kindness of Bill Condon, who draws kind (and very talented) people to his side as a result.
For Joe Carnahan’s wild streak.
For Francis Coppola’s decision to get back to work.
For Robert Altman’s spirit, which always informed what was best in his work.
For the genius and beauty of the Actresses of 2006.

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32 Responses to “The 10th Annual Things I'm Thankful For…”

  1. Eric says:

    Brett Ratner didn’t completely fuck up the X-Men franchise? That’s definitely debatable.

  2. EDouglas says:

    I’m thankful that I don’t need to post what I’m thankful for on the internet to justify why I’m thankful for them. 🙂
    Just kidding…have a great Thanksgiving, David!
    Will you be doing Ammo’s Annual Thanksgiving Supper Special? 🙂

  3. jeffmcm says:

    As long as there’s some kvetching going on, on that list of directors that being with Alfonso Cuaron and ends with Ron Howard, I would say that the big ‘one of these things is not like the others’ name is Wolfgang Peterson, who made a huge, impersonal, hacky movie with no effort to ‘swing for the fences’.
    Mr. Howard’s inclusion as an auteur is pretty debatable too.

  4. palmtree says:

    Mr. Poland, I’m thankful to you for fostering some of the best discussions I’ve seen on the internet. Ditto on the Todd Field comment…I loved Little Children.

  5. Wrecktum says:

    I’m thankful that studios shut down early on Wednesday. Bye all!

  6. Aladdin Sane says:

    Yeah, gotta agree with Eric, X3 was pretty much a disaster from the fanboy perspective, and from regular folks, well I didn’t meet too many regular folks that liked it either. And those that did, probably list Top Gun as their favourite film of all time.

  7. Tofu says:

    To the commenters who have made The Hot Blog an interesting place to hang out.
    Awwwwwwwwwww. Anywho, X3 was on the same quality level as X1, and while Top Gun is far more ambiguously special than one may remember, it is still Tony Scott’s most well shot and watchable flick around… Okay, okay, after True Romance, sheesh.

  8. Crow T Robot says:

    I’d like to thank Dave Poland for turning me on to THE BEST MOVIE BLOG EVER.

  9. jeffmcm says:

    “X3 was on the same quality level as X1”
    No, no, no no no. One was made by a guy who actually was interested in the characters and the story’s issues, the other was made by a competent hack.

  10. David Poland says:

    Where was that, Crow?

  11. I am thankful for Jessica Biel, her awesome stems and those lacy tights she was wearing tonight.

  12. If Singer “was actually interested in the characters and the story’s issues” why did he bail out at the end and jump ship to a rival franchise?
    I just got back from The Black Dahlia. God, that was amazing. So hilariously inept, I just loved it. Another for the so-bad-it’s-good file. Fiona Shaw’s performance was one of those rare once-in-a-lifetime things I think.

  13. jeffmcm says:

    It’s possible to be interested in the characters in one movie and still be lured away to launch a bigger franchise.
    Black Dahlia is a crazy movie, but sections of it are legitimately good – including Fiona Shaw’s performance.

  14. qwiggles says:

    I’m in Canada, where Thanksgiving has come and gone already, but what the hell — thank you, Mr. Poland, for the lovely post.

  15. Josh Massey says:

    I am thankful Akiva Goldsman can make $4 million for a script. Because if he can make that, imagine what people that can actually write are worth.

  16. Clycking says:

    “If Singer ‘was actually interested in the characters and the story’s issues’ why did he bail out at the end and jump ship to a rival franchise?”
    1. Just because franchises are rivals doesn’t mean only one has an exclusive hold on good characters, stories and issues.
    2. Initially Singer had planned to return to X3 after shooting Superman Returns. Numerous reports have mentioned that it was Fox that chose to go ahead without him, and move the release date back to the Memorial Day weekend to challenge Singer’s film.

  17. crazycris says:

    i’d say thanks for Little Miss Sunshine which I happily discovered 2 days ago and still brings a smile to my face when I think of it! ;o)
    and to Dave for hosting this awesome place where those of us who aren’t in the movie business can come and discover a treasure chest of info as well as a place to speak our minds! :o)

  18. ployp says:

    One thing I’m certainly not thankful for this year, that Sony is having the same team who made Da Vinci Code work on Angels and Demons. I know they got really rich on that film, but please… just the thought of another one like it and I’m sick.

  19. Sam says:

    “If Singer ‘was actually interested in the characters and the story’s issues’ why did he bail out at the end and jump ship to a rival franchise?”
    I think you can be interested in characters without being so interested as to devote eight years of your life exclusively to them. I think if you decide to draw the line at five years, that still counts.

  20. Tofu says:

    Singer interested in the characters? That’s rich.
    At least, we can tell who has actually read the source material here and who has not.

  21. jeffmcm says:

    Or, we can tell who actually watched the movies vs. who got hung up on decades-old minutiae.
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  22. Cadavra says:

    Michael Bay and McG didn’t make movies this year. If that ain’t worth thanks, what is?

  23. Lota says:

    Good point Cadavra. How often do we get so lucky?
    And add my thanks to Atmospherium for the marvelous transitions it causes!
    I will also add my thanks to some gung ho people getting unexpectedly tired of war (and hope it will help end it)
    …and for rediscovering films I hadn;t seen in a long time (Army of Shadows, Quai des Orf

  24. Tofu says:

    Huh? McG’s We Are Marshall is getting released December 22nd.
    You jinxed it!

  25. jeffmcm says:

    “I will also add my thanks to some gung ho people getting unexpectedly tired of war (and hope it will help end it)”
    I didn’t know this had happened, and don’t think anything will change anytime soon.

  26. Tofu, and it stars Matthew Macauonghihgnhey, too! Double jinx!

  27. Cadavra says:

    As a matter of fact, Lota, there already is a campaign underway to get Dassin a special Oscar this coming year. Keep your fingers crossed!

  28. Lota says:

    oooh Thank you Cadavra for letting me know. I have been asking anyone and everyone to do something bout that. They don’t have much time to lose! Mais non, He’s 95 isn’t he?
    He IS so worthy. Rififi is still the best Heist movie ever.

  29. Lota says:

    by the way…can’t keep my fingers crossed but I will cross my claws as best as I can.

  30. Cadavra says:

    Tofu: you’re correct, I forgot about MARSHALL. Inspirational sports movie + plane crash + McG = (to quote Pat Hingle in THE SUPERCOPS) not if they hung me from the top of the Empire State Building by my prick.

  31. Happy freakin’ to you, too, Cadavra.
    And thank you, David Poland. It’s good to be here.

  32. Cadavra says:

    Thanks, Justine. I think. :-\

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