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Kinda Love This One Sheet

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Jodie Foster sexy… tag line serious… Neil Jordan genius… hope.

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39 Responses to “Kinda Love This One Sheet”

  1. Noah says:

    This poster doesn’t do it for me at all. Besides, shouldn’t the tagline be “I want my dog back”?

  2. MASON says:

    I don’t know. I am getting a “Legend of Billie Jean” vibe from that poster.

  3. Hallick says:

    It looks more like a Bon Jovi poster.

  4. doug r says:

    Mmmm… I like it too!

  5. Wrecktum says:

    WB does a lot of great one sheets. Hate their latest Harry Potter stuff, though. Very disappointing.

  6. jeffmcm says:

    I feel like I need to yell at someone for spoiling the trailer, which is apparently infamous already, but what would be the point.

  7. Noah says:

    Interesting passive-agression Jeff, but sorry for spoiling the trailer. I didn’t know that it was possible to do such a thing, but I guess I did.

  8. Ian Sinclair says:

    Perhaps the teaser spoiled the trailer?

  9. vjp666 says:

    Why is this being dumped in September?

  10. Joe Leydon says:

    Didn’t Flightplan open in September? Well, that one seemed to turn out OK.

  11. vjp666 says:

    True… but this film looks as though it might be good, which is why September seems odd.

  12. Aladdin Sane says:

    Haven’t seen the trailer, but I’d go based on the poster. It’s pretty stark.

  13. jeffmcm says:

    I wasn’t trying to be passive-aggressive, Noah, I’m just annoyed that there are apparently numerous trailers currently playing that I haven’t seen, which strikes me as very strange since I see a movie or two every week, and not in critics’ screenings.

  14. Spacesheik says:

    Synopsis of the flick (from Yahoo):
    “Erica Bain has a life that she loves and a fianc

  15. Krazy Eyes says:

    I like this poster a lot and think it’s a sleek, striking image. I’m even willing to overlook the gun as penis metaphor dangling at the bottom of it.

  16. ployp says:

    If it weren’t for her name staring at me from the poster, I wouldn’t be able to tell that the woman is Foster.

  17. Stella's Boy says:

    So in August Bacon delivers vigilante justice, and Foster follows a month later. They should have just teamed up. I like Neil Jordan, but I’m not a big fan of revenge flicks and the trailer did nothing for me.

  18. That gun looks like it’s placed to be a symbolic penis or something. As if to say that enacting vengeance is some manly trait? Or am I looking into the poster too much? 😀
    I kind of like the poster. It looks like a giant skull is coming towards her from the background.

  19. Joe Leydon says:

    Nah, that’s no skull — it’s The Punisher, about to give her a major beatdown for muscling in on his truf.

  20. mysteryperfecta says:

    Don’t like the title, don’t like the trailer, and Jodie is the opposite of sleek and sexy in the footage I’ve seen.

  21. Joe Leydon says:

    Mystery: Well, I have to admit, when I first heard the title, I thought this movie might be a remake of the 1957 movie about the kid who runs off to save his pet bull.

  22. William Goss says:

    Joe: She DOES want her dog back. Does that cut it?

  23. Rob says:

    This has lesbian camp classic written all over it.

  24. Joe Leydon says:

    William Goss: Actually, that made me think of Ryan O’Neal’s classic moment in Tough Guys Don’t Dance, when he gets medieval on the punk who killed his dog: “Your knife…is in..my dog!!!!”

  25. machiav says:

    “This has lesbian camp classic written all over it.”
    EXACTLY.

  26. RudyV says:

    “Dumped”?!? So does that mean no good movies come out in September?
    After the rapid failure of so many summer blockbusters I was hoping the one lesson the chiefs might learn was not to cram so many friggin’ action movies into such a tiny season. There’s so many new films out now that it’s nearly impossible to see them all (unless you have no job, no family, no life…), but come September we’ll be sitting around bored silly because all the action movies already came and went.
    I think the real reason THE MATRIX took off so quickly was because it was “dumped” in a month where nobody was willing to release an action movie, and so those of us desperate for a break from desperately serious and desperately boring fare jumped on this action bandwagon.

  27. Nicol D says:

    Sexy. As. Hell.
    That is one amazing poster. I don’t know whether it appeals to my intellect of another region, but Jodie Foster is perhaps one of the great unsung sex symbols in modern Hollywood history.
    And that’s all I have to say about that.

  28. The Carpetmuncher says:

    Sexy? Not so much.
    Jodie Foster and sexy just don’t go together. Whenever she’s been cast as a romantic lead, it hasn’t worked (see Maverick, Sommersby). Which is why for the most part she’s avoided it, I imagine. Was she sexy in Inside Man? I could buy that argument, but sexy in a power way, not a sex way.
    That Jodie Foster is becoming the new Harrison Ford comment was right on. Is it now in her contract that if she has a husband, said husband must be dead by the end of the first act?
    OK, but I dig Neil Jordan big time – in my estimation, he’s made three masterpieces (Crying Game, Butcher Boy & End of the Affair) & also made very cool movies like Interview and Mona Lisa, and if not for the epic casting mistake of putting Julia Roberts in Michael Collins, maybe a 4th masterpiece.
    And Jodie Foster rocks, as strange as her career’s become. And Terrence Howard can do no wrong.
    Say I second hope.
    Even if the poster does look very Legend of Billie Jean…

  29. Joe Leydon says:

    Munchers: Actually, I think Jodie Foster herself would agree with you. Here’s what she told me when I interviewed her for Flightplan: “Luckily, nobody hires me for my looks. I never played the girlfriend. I didn’t get the wife part. To be the mother of the child on this plane, I don’t need to not have love handles.”

  30. The Carpetmuncher says:

    To me, the worst thing about Jodie Foster is that she is so successful that she just doesn’t have to work very much, and so we only get to see her once a year at best it seems. Seeing her play a supporting role in INSIDE MAN was really, really fun.
    Sort of makes you pine for the studio system, when great stars made 3 or 4 movies a year.
    Then again, would a talent like Jodie Foster have survived in the studio system?

  31. The Pope says:

    Re: “Would a talent like Jodie Foster have survived in the studio system?”
    Perhaps, perhaps not. But to support my claim that she would have, may I mention the names Bette Davis and Barbra Stanwyck. Neither of them conventional beauties, but there were extremely talented, portrayed emotionally and verbally articulate women capable of behaving independently while also convincing as characters in need of companionship. In other words, they played well rounded and, more compellingly, vulnerable and even unhinged people. Which is what Foster has done.
    In relation to The Brave One, I think both she and Jordan are treading water. Jordan, phenomonally talented as he is, deliveres his best work when working from his own screenplay (original or adapted). I know he has been trying repeatedly to get a project on the Borgias off the ground for at least the last six years. He makes these films to keep himself in the game. Which is fine. Only on at times like these, it appears he is boxing below his weight.

  32. SaveFarris says:

    “My name is Domino Harvey. I am a bounty hunter.”

  33. Hallick says:

    The poster’s still doesn’t do much for me, but the trailer “sounds” sooooo on the money. Directors like Jordan can do one of two things with movies like this: slum and enjoy cashing the check; or elevate the material until you’re left with something more profound than just another high gloss exploitation flick. This trailer feels like the latter. Fingers crossed.

  34. I really love the title for this movie. “The Brave One” sounds epic and powerful.
    And Jodie in Inside Man was sexy and hell. Did you see her legs? Yowzers.
    Man, I just love Jodie though. I do wish she’d work more, but she’s getting back into it from the sounds of things. It’s disappointing her Flora Plum never got off the ground.
    Carpetmuncher, I hated The Butcher Boy. What was it that you thought made it a masterpiece?
    Also, Terrence Howard makes me want to go to sleep everytime I hear his voice. It is like some weird cross between a whisper, nasal and booze-slurred.

  35. James Leer says:

    Did no one see “A Very Long Engagement”? Foster appears (speaking French) for a sequence that can’t last much more than five minutes, but it’s romantic, subtle, and even sexy. It’s so far afield from her usual work that it’s a must-see if you want to discuss her range.

  36. Joe Leydon says:

    James: Glad someone else remembers. It was my favorite movie of 2004. And yes, she was very sensuous in a fleeting but memorable performance.

  37. jeffmcm says:

    I was a big fan of The Butcher Boy as well- in general I like movies in which the protagonist goes completely insane, and Jordan added a lot of his own personal fun flair to it. The End of the Affair is also a really great movie, and even Jordan’s bad movies, like In Dreams, are vastly more interesting than most directors’ failures.

  38. The Butcher Boy didn’t really work for me because I saw it on TV at 5am when I couldn’t sleep and I had work at 9am and I couldn’t understand a blood word those screaming gits were saying. I wanted to scratch my eyes out.
    The Crying Game is finally out on DVD this money (July) in Australia so I can finally see it.
    And yes, Foster’s brief cameo in Engagement was kind of touching and beautiful.

  39. Blackcloud says:

    The trailer was stupid. The audience at Die Hard 4 was incredulous, especially at the dog line. This one looks dumb, dumb, dumb.

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