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BYOB – Apolitical, 38 Days Until Bond

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35 Responses to “BYOB – Apolitical, 38 Days Until Bond”

  1. LexG says:

    FUCK YEAH.
    I HAVE A BONER NOW.

  2. messiahcomplexio says:

    This thread was made for you Lez.
    duct tape that caps lock to the keyboard and go crazy!

  3. messiahcomplexio says:

    Sorry, lex.
    “Lez” is an different thread altogether.
    …or is it?

  4. LexG says:

    THIS CHICK OWNED IN HITMAN.
    PLUS SHE WAS NAKED AS FUCK IN THAT.
    OWNAGE. GOOD MOVIE, TOO. SHECK IT OUT.
    I’D LIKE TO SOLACE ON HER QUANTUM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.
    LICENCE TO BONER.

  5. bluelouboyle says:

    Why does hotblog link to http://www.joblo.com?
    Not that I mind….

  6. IOIOIOI says:

    Eva Green. Nuff said.

  7. Aladdin Sane says:

    Wow, there’s a nightcap I wouldn’t mind having.

  8. Triple Option says:

    Impressive.

  9. Tofu says:

    November is a month to look forward to like no other.

  10. T. Holly says:

    Her hair is fucked up.

  11. yancyskancy says:

    You may be right, T. Holly. I can’t be sure, however, because I’m not able to focus on her hair for more than a millisecond at a time.

  12. jeffmcm says:

    Okay, hey David Poland, WTF? Are you specifically aiming at the Lex G demographic now? Is this the same person who posted “Politics or Porn” a couple of days ago? This is some kind of nonsense.

  13. LexG says:

    jeffymac, one day when you are all grown up you might find that attractive.
    These feelings are OK, you do not need to be ashamed. Someday you might find it natural to find images such as this to be appealing.

  14. here you go boys. click my name for a better view of Olga.
    And for her bondage scenes
    http://videos.fhm.com/services/link/bcpid1155838818/bclid1173351012/bctid1178164945
    That scared the women off yet?

  15. Wow. That is incredibly photoshopped.

  16. frankbooth says:

    I am also deeply disappointed in you, Poland. And I have to say:
    A wuma wa wa wa wa!

  17. storymark says:

    Nice pic. I kinda liked her in Hitman, even if the movie was slightly retarded.

  18. LexG says:

    HITMAN FUCKING OWNED.
    I am SO DEPRESSED THAT I WILL NEVER BANG THIS CHICK.
    I AM FUCKING HORNY ARRRRRRRGH
    IT SUCKS NOT TO BE GETTING LAID BY CHICKS WHO LOOK LIKE THIS.
    I HATE MYSELF. HOW DO YOU TIE A NOOSE?

  19. Aris P says:

    Let us know if it works.
    http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose

  20. Triple Option says:

    David, I actually have MORE respect for you for sharing this.
    Wow, she’s thin but that’s an amazing photo. I wouldn’t have recognized her as the girl from Hitman. I thought she was kinda cute in that but nothing to surplant my memory of Linda Fiorentino as the Eastern European espionage maiden of choice from her turn in Gotcha!
    Alrighty, who wants to get a game of Assassins going?!

  21. jeffmcm says:

    And another autoerotic asphyxiation aficionado is born. (say that five times fast)

  22. storymark says:

    Hitman “owned” if you are 12, or think video games are the apex of artistic expression. Otherwise, it was a pretty dumb story – with some nice explosions, and a naked chick.

  23. LexG says:

    I AM SO DEPRESSED.
    Instead of that noose shit, I SHOULD GO TO VEGAS AND BANG LIKE 15 HOOKERS.
    I need to be BANGING like 67 times an AFTERNOON, I think about sex every split fucking second.
    But NO ESCORT would look like THIS CHICK, I CAN’T BELIEVE SOME DUDES GET TO BANG CHICKS WHO LOOK LIKE THIS, FUCK THAT IS DEPRESSING.
    HITMAN OWNS YOUR FUCKING ASS, SON.

  24. LexG says:

    MORE LIKE FROM RUSSIA WITH LOAD.
    FOR YOUR ASS ONLY.
    FUCK YEAH, THIS CHICK IS FUCKING HOT.
    BONER TIME. INSIDE MOVES, MOTHERFUCKER.

  25. storymark says:

    Yeah, I’ll try to keep that in mind the next time I never watch it ever again.
    Son.

  26. storymark says:

    God, damn. You are one creepy SOB. No wonder you spend so much time in here. You’d probably be arrested for masturbating on street corners if you left the house.

  27. LexG says:

    I WANT TO SNORT FUN DIP OFF THIS CHICK’S ASS.

  28. christian says:

    That looks a pretty woman under all that Adobe.

  29. LexG says:

    MY 12:46 COMMENT ought to AUTOMATICALLY QUALIFY ME for WGA MEMBERSHIP, because if that line was in a fucking Apatow movie, it’d be quoted the world over for fucking decades.
    Someone call Defamer, I deserve another shoutout for my yeoman’s effort here.
    FUCK YEAH.

  30. storymark says:

    Get over yourself.
    Oh, and that line sucks. Maaaaybe a few middle school kids would repeat it, thinking (wrongfully) that it makes them sound cool. Kinda like the guy who wrote it.
    Fuck Yeah.

  31. David Poland says:

    It’s funny… my thought when posting this was that it marked a clear distinction between political talk and some frivolous movie chatter… but the reaction was, uh, moister than expected.
    Just goes to show…

  32. Kim Voynar says:

    “That scared the women off yet?”
    Didn’t scare me off yet, no, but my eyes are rolling back in my head at the boy’s locker room antics generated by a picture of a woman in a bikini. Good god, do none of you have sex lives with actual women?
    And seriously, David, if you’re going to post pics that are near-porn on the blog here, I want some Photoshopped pics of some half-nekkid men to balance it out.

  33. Jeffrey Boam's Doctor says:

    90% of the boys/men who are ‘really’ into film that I meet in my business – Programmers, directors, producers, critics, nerds – all of them are are in sexual stasis. There is some major sexual dysfunction going on with guys into movies/comics who spend too long on the web. Unlike the sex crazed teens of the 50-80s, the teens of naughts are terrified of intimacy, sexual or otherwise with a strong female. They’ve grown up with thinking busting out a bukake move is normal first date schtick. They imagine the competitive alpha male world (see LexG’s insecurities) is full of ten inch cocks and gorgeous women who need stallions to satisfy. LexG thinking girls like Olga are unattainable is sad. You have to leave the house first Lex. Why not go do a course with a PUA like Mystery and get over the impossibility of banging a model. Its not that hard. And its a small part of what your life should be. Now grow the fuck up you depressing little hobgoblin.

  34. jeffmcm says:

    What’s PUA?

  35. Spacesheik says:

    Lex G – May Bill Clinton mistake you for an intern.

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It shows how out of it I was in trying to be in it, acknowledging that I was out of it to myself, and then thinking, “Okay, how do I stop being out of it? Well, I get some legitimate illogical narrative ideas” — some novel, you know?

So I decided on three writers that I might be able to option their material and get some producer, or myself as producer, and then get some writer to do a screenplay on it, and maybe make a movie.

And so the three projects were “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep,” “Naked Lunch” and a collection of Bukowski. Which, in 1975, forget it — I mean, that was nuts. Hollywood would not touch any of that, but I was looking for something commercial, and I thought that all of these things were coming.

There would be no Blade Runner if there was no Ray Bradbury. I couldn’t find Philip K. Dick. His agent didn’t even know where he was. And so I gave up.

I was walking down the street and I ran into Bradbury — he directed a play that I was going to do as an actor, so we know each other, but he yelled “hi” — and I’d forgot who he was.

So at my girlfriend Barbara Hershey’s urging — I was with her at that moment — she said, “Talk to him! That guy really wants to talk to you,” and I said “No, fuck him,” and keep walking.

But then I did, and then I realized who it was, and I thought, “Wait, he’s in that realm, maybe he knows Philip K. Dick.” I said, “You know a guy named—” “Yeah, sure — you want his phone number?”

My friend paid my rent for a year while I wrote, because it turned out we couldn’t get a writer. My friends kept on me about, well, if you can’t get a writer, then you write.”
~ Hampton Fancher

“That was the most disappointing thing to me in how this thing was played. Is that I’m on the phone with you now, after all that’s been said, and the fundamental distinction between what James is dealing with in these other cases is not actually brought to the fore. The fundamental difference is that James Franco didn’t seek to use his position to have sex with anyone. There’s not a case of that. He wasn’t using his position or status to try to solicit a sexual favor from anyone. If he had — if that were what the accusation involved — the show would not have gone on. We would have folded up shop and we would have not completed the show. Because then it would have been the same as Harvey Weinstein, or Les Moonves, or any of these cases that are fundamental to this new paradigm. Did you not notice that? Why did you not notice that? Is that not something notable to say, journalistically? Because nobody could find the voice to say it. I’m not just being rhetorical. Why is it that you and the other critics, none of you could find the voice to say, “You know, it’s not this, it’s that”? Because — let me go on and speak further to this. If you go back to the L.A. Times piece, that’s what it lacked. That’s what they were not able to deliver. The one example in the five that involved an issue of a sexual act was between James and a woman he was dating, who he was not working with. There was no professional dynamic in any capacity.

~ David Simon