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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

Press Release (edited): N-Bored-R

The Idiot Awards continue to roll out this week, as the least important players try to position themselves (with the exception of ISAs, which should know better already.)
Today, it’s the Nobody But Resthomers group.
They guessed right when the frontrunners were clear last two years. In the decade before that, their Best Picture winner was nominated but didn’t win 7 of 10 times and 2 more times, the film wasn’t nominated. This year’s winner will definitely be nominated. Big grain of salt, folks, even though the millions of Oscar experts flooding the internet these days will drone on about it for days until the next inconsequential event happens.
As suual, they spread the wealth. No mention of the unseen (until HFPA sees it tomorrow… no guests allowed… unlikely to be kept promises of silence) Avatar, Nine, A Single Man, The Road, The Lovely Bones, Crazy Heart. But they love the TV movie.
Okay… enough energy wasted on these needy children. They should be embarrassed, but they have no shame. Maybe they can join HFPA.
UP IN THE AIR
NAMED 2009 BEST FILM OF THE YEAR BY THE
NATIONAL BOARD OF REVIEW
***
2010 Gala to be held on Tuesday, January 12th with
Meredith Vieira as Mistress of Ceremonies
New York, NY

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19 Responses to “Press Release (edited): N-Bored-R”

  1. Aladdin Sane says:

    Well that’s a populist list if I’ve ever seen one.

  2. lazarus says:

    I should hate these guys for creaming over Clint YET AGAIN, but I’m loving that screenplay award for the Coens.

  3. The InSneider says:

    What is the TV movie? Up in the Air?

  4. David Poland says:

    No. Not Up in the Air

  5. mutinyco says:

    World’s Greatest Television Director…

  6. Joe Leydon says:

    Damn. No love for That Evening Sun.

  7. David Poland says:

    This is where is gets crazy, Joe. You know how idiotic this group is and yet you worry about their “love” of a movie or performance as though it matters.
    This is, with all love, the sickness we all get this time of year… we know, but we forget because any fucking port in a storm at least feels like something.

  8. Joe Leydon says:

    I would think that, for a small-budget indie like That Evening Sun, any mention would be helpful. If not for Oscar gold, or even wider theatrical release, then at least a more receptive audience when it’s released on home video. You know, that whole light a candle rather than curse the darkness sort of thing.

  9. Josh Massey says:

    It still confounds me that people liked Star Trek. And I typically have a boner for all things Abrams.

  10. loyal says:

    Poland,
    indiewire says Avatar is screening for the HFPA on the 8th, not tomorrow.
    Which is it?

  11. Joe Leydon says:

    Glad to see Get Low will get its US premiere at Sundance.

  12. Krazy Eyes says:

    It’s always annoyed me that they don’t include the “Best Film” on their “Ten Best Films” list. Ditto for foreign and docs. Wouldn’t be a problem but I often see the ten best list reproduced with no mention of the film that was their #1.

  13. jeffmcm says:

    Ah yes, the annual “I hate the NBR!!!” post.

  14. lazarus says:

    Like clockwork, Jeff. And we can expect the same posts about the Hollywood Foreign Press, and how none of this matters, no one knows anything, blah blah blah. I hope he’ll at least take the time to include the Broadcast Film Critics in that list of irrelevant and tasteless voting bodies.

  15. bulldog68 says:

    I’m confused. Is it that an Independent film can’t be one of the 10 best films of the year? What’s the criteria that separates them? From what I see, District 9 was released by Tristar and 500 Days of Summer was released by Fox Searchlight. Honest question, what’s the difference?
    Also for a movie with so much juice coming in, surprised there is no Precious in either category.

  16. Joe Leydon says:

    “I hope he’ll at least take the time to include the Broadcast Film Critics in that list of irrelevant and tasteless voting bodies.”
    The Checkered Demon just smiled.

  17. Dignan says:

    Lousy organization but I do approve of their indifference towards Precious.

  18. David Poland says:

    IndieWIRE is incorrect, loyal… unless things have changed in the last 12 hours.

  19. Bob Violence says:

    From what I see, District 9 was released by Tristar and 500 Days of Summer was released by Fox Searchlight. Honest question, what’s the difference?

    None. Both were independent productions picked up by studios/dependents for distribution. Plus The Messenger and The Hurt Locker are decidedly independent productions from independent distributors (Summit is much bigger than Oscilloscope, but I wouldn’t put them among the majors quite yet). I think “Top Ten Independent Films” really means “Top Ten Independent Films Not Good Enough to Be in the Actual Top Ten.”

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