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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

BYOB, Baby

Something other than Avatar numbers and year enders caught my eye yesterday. His name is Cameron and he weight 8 pounds, 1 ounce. He has already had a rather daring adventure, just getting out of the womb… but that’s really a story to bore people at parties with for the next six months.
Have some space to discuss whatever… I should be back online tomorrow sometime, as I am booked for some on-air time with Devin to discuss Avatar on G4. Should be interesting. And I’m pretty sure the baby won’t help a debate on a movie, unless we’re discussing AntiChrist.

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69 Responses to “BYOB, Baby”

  1. AJ Schnack says:

    Congrats to the family. Terrific news at the start of a New Year.

  2. Nicol D says:

    Congratulations, Dave!
    The journey you are about to embark on is unlike any other.
    God bless.

  3. InCalgary says:

    Congratulations David and family!

  4. digitalhit says:

    Congrats and best wishes!

  5. Geoff says:

    I knew it! When I didn’t see a box office update, this afternoon, I had a feeling – congratulations!
    I hope sleep finds it way to you and your wife, but just know, things get easier and easier….until you have the second one.

  6. NickF says:

    Happy new year and congrats on the addition to your family. Hope everything continues to go fine for you.

  7. christian says:

    Happy Baby New Year!

  8. EthanG says:

    Congrats DP!
    As far as movies go…great way to start the new year with Daybreakers and Youth in Revolt.

  9. Goulet says:

    Congratulations David!

  10. leahnz says:

    congratulations DP, wonderful news!
    it’s a whole new kind of love from here on out, may the new year bring peace, love and happiness to you, the lovely missus and baby cameron

  11. BurmaShave says:

    Awesome news, congratulations!

  12. sashastone says:

    Wow, DP congratulations! I can’t wait to hear the birth story. Oh, and please wipe up the floor with Devin.

  13. Tofu says:

    CONGRATULATIONS, MR. POLAND!
    I re-read the post at least three times just out of surprise. Caught yourself an eight pounder, eh?

  14. jeffmcm says:

    Congratulations, and…the name was a pure coincidence, right? Or is the middle name Wachowski?

  15. shawn says:

    Mazel tov, boychick!
    — Rabbi Levy of Portland

  16. Telemachos says:

    Congratulations, Dave! What a great way to welcome in the new year.

  17. DrewAtHitFix says:

    Congratulations, David. The one great thing about the sleepless nights ahead is that you will have time to catch up on every single DVD in your house.
    Twice.
    It’s an amazing ride, sir. Enjoy it.

  18. Aladdin Sane says:

    Congrats Mr. Poland!

  19. sharonfranz says:

    Wow, Congrats! Back online so soon.

  20. Devin Faraci says:

    I look forward to seeing pictures tomorrow. Congrats!

  21. movielocke says:

    Congrats Dave.
    for the BYOB,
    regarding Avatar=White Guilt, let’s hypothesize that Fox was nervous about Avatar (if it had acutally been as an expensive a risk as the NYT et al lied about it being) and decided they needed the biggest movie star in the world as insurance (which wouldn’t make financial sense because any added benefit from his box office muscle would be offset by the massive loss in points/profits needed in order to secure him for the project.
    so, can you still make the white guilt argument about Avatar if Cameron had cast Will Smith as Jake Sully?
    Is the important part of the white guilt argument the race divide or is it the affluence divide, the technology divide, the cultural clash, and the entitlement-perception divide?
    In other words is it really white guilt, or is it “American” guilt–that it is relatively rare for a non-white American to be at the level of affluence and presumption of all entitlements all the time that most whites have? Will Smith is certainly more successful than any other modern actor, so if he were our example it neutralizes the race question and points the finger towards the other, more subtle and indirect influences that actually cause the difference (while race is only the difference we can see easily so we assume it is the difference that matters).

  22. bulldog68 says:

    As a father of 3, I say welcome to the Daddy Club. Your choice of name is certainly a very topical one. Congrats to you and the wife/mother. Now every movie that explores deliveries, pregnancies, fatherhood, will now be something of a personal journey to you. Will be very interesting to see whether your perspective is altered in any way. And that’s the great part, not just what we take away from a movie, but what we bring to it as well. Well done ole chap.

  23. qwiggles says:

    Congrats!

  24. yancyskancy says:

    Congrats, Dave! I’m guessing the birth story involved the umbilical cord getting tangled in little Cameron’s chest hair. Glad everything came out all right!

  25. William Goss says:

    jeffmcm: Middle name’s Dreamgirls.
    D.P.: In all seriousness, congratulations.

  26. The Pope says:

    Wonderful news and best wishes to all. L’Chayim!

  27. EOTW says:

    Congrats, DP. Cameron Dreamgirls Speed Racer Poland. Got some big shoes to fill!

  28. LexG says:

    Congrations, DP!

  29. danday says:

    Congrats, Dave. I have a 6 month old son. Enjoy these early days. they are fantastic!

  30. Congratulations! Luckily for you Cameron will be able to merge his birthday and NYE parties into one go so you’ve saved yourself there!

  31. MDOC says:

    Congrats! It has been my experience that for the first couple weeks they tend to sleep best in those vibrating chairs. Good luck.

  32. Lota says:

    congrats & mazel tov to Dave and the Missus!

  33. marychan says:

    Congrats to you and your family, David.
    Happy new year!

  34. anghus says:

    Best wishes and good health.
    Byob topic:
    Saw the road last night. That movie wrecked me. What a wonderful film.

  35. Krazy Eyes says:

    Congratulations to you and your family! I have a 2-year-old son and you’re about the embark on quite an adventure. 🙂 Looking forward to your in-depth analysis of the Thomas the Tank Engine series.

  36. Don Levy says:

    Congratulations and best wishes to you all. Now you have yet another reason to be sleepless

  37. movieman says:

    …just read your happy news, Dave.
    Beaucoup congratulations to you, Mrs. D and baby Cameron.
    Helluva sweet way to start the new decade, huh?
    Changing the subject just a little, who wants to predict the movie that finally topples “Avatar” from its embedded #1 perch on the box-office chart?
    My bet is on “The Book of Eli” during MLK Weekend.
    If that doesn’t do the trick, “Avatar” should be safe until “Valentine’s Day.”
    Or perhaps Mel Gibson’s “Edge of Darkness” which opens the same weekend as “Taken” did last year, and looks like a spookily similar vigilante daddy melodrama.

  38. mysteryperfecta says:

    Congratulations! I look forward to the analysis of Cameron’s weight, what it means for his future weight, and why Finke is reporting that the actual weight as 7 lbs 12 oz.

  39. doug r says:

    Congrats Dave

  40. hcat says:

    Congratulations!!!!
    I just spent a wonderful long weekend having many Dinosaur Tea Parties with my two year old. You are in for a wonderful wonderful adventure.

  41. Eric says:

    Congratulations to David and family.

  42. Gonzo Knight says:

    Congrats, David!

  43. Crow T Robot says:

    I guess this makes you a Guru of Gerber now.
    Congrats, DP.

  44. Wow! Whatta way to start a new year and new decade. Congrats, Dave….and welcome to the daddy club. Now keep that handsome boy away from my daughter!

  45. Sean Means says:

    Now the adventure really begins. Congratulations!

  46. Hopscotch says:

    Congrats DP!

  47. aris says:

    Awesome… Congratulations, David.

  48. indiemarketer says:

    Congrats and Mazel to the Poland family!
    Anybody have a weight on Nikki Finke ringing in the new year? Reminds me, THE BIGGEST LOSER premieres on NBC tomorrow night.
    Will Cameron debut at Sundance? What category…Shorts Program? New Frontiers? Premieres?
    Family name?
    James Cameron?
    Cameron Crowe?
    Cameron Diaz?
    Kirk Cameron?
    Mike Cameron? (recent Red Sox OF acquisition)

  49. SJRubinstein says:

    Congratulations! Can’t wait to meet him (and for Eliza to let him borrow all her toys!).

  50. jennab says:

    Dave, CONGRATS to you & Mrs. P!! I agree, wonderful way to start the Double Digits! Remember, waking people up every two hours is considered tort–uh, enhanced interrogation in certain circles, so…go easy on yourselves till you get the six-hour stretch!

  51. messiahcomplexio says:

    congratulations DP!
    Look forward to the late night feeding and changing posts that are sure to come.
    Lex and I should be stumbling in from the bar about then, so the timing works out perfectly.
    Question?
    Will BYOB now stand for “bring yer own baby?”
    Cause if so, Nicols brude has some great rants on the socialist leanings of “Bob the builder.
    IOIO’s youngster has some interesting thoughts as to why the smurfs are not a cultural phenomenon.
    JeffMcm’s little one can correct everyone’s spelling and grammar.
    and
    DEEZEE and his child (making a special guest appearance) can have a great debate as to weather DEEZEE has ever had sex with a woman.
    Deezee will take the side of “no he’s never had sex with anyone” and stick too it, no matter what!
    His son will beg to differ.
    exciting times are ahead!

  52. BrandonS says:

    Congratulations!

  53. palmtree says:

    Congrats!

  54. petehowell says:

    Congrats, Dave!
    That noisy party you’ve been hearing next door all these years?
    You’ve just been dragged into it! Enjoy!

  55. Dr Wally says:

    Many congrats to you and the family. I’m glad that he JUST dodged being a child of those awful noughties, the coming decade has to be a better one. Great timing.

  56. The Big Perm says:

    Wow, almost New Year’s baby. That’s pretty cool.

  57. Geoff says:

    What a fun blog – I am curious about the name, though I can attest that Cameron has become quite the popular, hip name the past few years…just like Liam and Aidan. Sure seems coincidetal, though.
    Since this is BYOB, though, I have been meaning to ask for months….what is the deal with Fathom events? Are they truly successful and do they draw well? I have seen them heavily advertised at some of the multiplex theaters, lately.

  58. frankbooth says:

    Felicitations, DP. You’ll be getting calls from the principal’s office before you know it.

  59. Triple Option says:

    Yay, congrats!! Here’s to a healthy, fulfilled life ahead!!
    How are you distributing the photos and video? Are you going to stagger the release to select family members and then go broad? You’re not planning on doing an e-mail send out during the same window as a website release, are you?
    Man, I hope this doesn’t make you go soft.

  60. Jeffrey Boam's Doctor says:

    Salutations and welcome to poo central.
    Whats your curfew like for the next month?
    Can we split au pair costs for Sundance?
    I keeed.. I look forward to the DP30 of the birth.

  61. Martin S says:

    Congrats, David. Your viewing habits are on the cusp of great change.

  62. urmomsdealer says:

    Great news. All the best to you and the missus.

  63. Jerry Colvin says:

    Congratulations and welcome to the Daddy club. Your life will never be the same, in a good way.

  64. christian says:

    “Cameron? Hype! Synergy! Name-Checking!”
    – Chucky In Jersey

  65. LYT says:

    No idea what it’s like to be a parent, and probably never will, so congratulations…you are a lucky man.
    And I trust you will still be hosting the Burma VJ screening tomorrow.

  66. Direwolf says:

    Congratulations, David! Mine have amazingly reached 19 and 21. The 21 year old is moving to LA in the fall to try to break into film scoring.
    Free advice if you want it :-)….just let them be and guide with a steady but light hand!
    Congrats again! What a way to start the year.
    Steve

  67. IOIOIOI says:

    Comment #2 (Posted by brundlefly)
    So… that’s how they have sex. That’s also how they bond with animals. So, they like to wrestle animals to the ground and have sex with them. Oooookaaaaay.

  68. Foamy Squirrel says:

    But now you can use the “Think about the children!” argument.
    Grats 😉

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