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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

"Fake Paramount" Twitterer Strikes Again

The twitter feed is funny, sometimes a lot more inside baseball than not.
Roman Polanski remaking Lolita with Chloe Moretz in Smell-O-Vision is funny and mean, but easy.
It strikes me that burning bridges with people who might, somehow, be a part of the future for the McKay/Ferrell team, is crossing a new line.
Tonight’s 140 characters was an act of brutality:
Congrats to John Travolta, Kelly Preston, and the guy who impregnated Kelly on their upcoming baby from all of us at Paramount!
I don’t know that making fun of a couple who lost a son and are pregnant again is square pool. And there is a twinge of self-destruction bubbling up there. People will forget the “fuck you” to Brad Grey because he will be gone someday… and he is already well despised. But attacking talent… interesting call…

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9 Responses to “"Fake Paramount" Twitterer Strikes Again”

  1. Che sucks says:

    Is it generally accepted that the Ferrell/McKay posse is behind this twitter account?
    I know the comments about the failed Anchorman sequel were on there, but it seems like a crack such as the one you highlighted would suggest otherwise.

  2. winston smith says:

    If it were Ferrell/McKay it would be funny.

  3. LexG says:

    LOLITA with Dakota would be THE BEST IDEA EVER.
    Or, in a year or two, AnnaSophia Robb.
    YES.
    (I’d suggest Taylor Momsen, but face it, not a jury in the world would peg her as a day under 31.)

  4. youtub says:

    Today is national Draw Mohammed Day. We at Paramount are planning on censoring every one of your drawings.
    I wonder if paramount has this sense of humor. Probably twitter is soon forced by them to cesor their network too >(

  5. a_loco says:

    Did anyone else know that CW was remaking Nikita with Maggie Q and Lyndsy Fonseca?
    It feels like a show made just for LexG, not that I’m complaining.

  6. jeffmcm says:

    DP, are you confirming a rumor, or just spreading a suspicion?

  7. LYT says:

    The timing of the Travolta comment may make it seem extra brutal, but substantively it’s the same joke as South Park having him “Trapped in the Closet” with Tom Cruise.

  8. christian says:

    And it wasn’t funny then.

  9. YT says:

    I was wondering what happened to this twitter account, but I suppose they were ‘forced out’? That sucks. Such a funny account. Too bad…

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