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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 10!

We were wondering how large graphics could be in this new blog design, so I decided to run a test. And who better to be the test rabbit than the co-star of tomorrow’s release, The American, Violante Placido?

There were more graphic images… and not inappropriate to this film… but this one, I thought, captured what she brings to the film without being… well, you know, it’s just a human body… we all have body parts… uh… God works in mysterious ways.

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25 Responses to “Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 10!”

  1. The Pope says:

    I feel a LexG fit coming on.

  2. Ray Pride says:

    A. O. Scott was more bemused than bewitched: “In addition to the priest, he befriends Clara, a prostitute—played by an actress with the splendidly oxymoronic name Violante Placido—who is so stirred by his bedroom prowess that she stops charging him and asks him out for dinner instead. (Some guys get all the breaks.)”

  3. David Poland says:

    Sounds like he was looking at his iPhone during the movie… which is to say, distracted.

    I will write about it in more depth, but I don’t recall the last time I saw a major movie star go down on a woman then engage in what seems to be anal sex… not in the last two decades anyway.

  4. Foamy Squirrel says:

    It is a bit male fantasy-ish; it was one of the things that I liked about Any Given Sunday when Al Pacino attempts to do the same thing and is turned down.

  5. Ray Pride says:

    Mark Ruffalo and Meg Ryan in IN THE CUT don’t count?

  6. Jeff McM says:

    Jeez, SPOILER ALERT!!!

    (that’s a joke)

  7. Joe Leydon's Personal Porn Star says:

    David, I’m having trouble figuring out how to easily go back to a previous blog entry or forward to a newer one. The only way I see is to click on “most Recent” over on the sidebar and then on a particular entry.
    Have I missed something?

  8. Joe Leydon's Personal Porn Star says:

    Also, is there a way to make the comment section NOT save my name and email address between visits?? I might not want a boss or someone else looking over the name I post under.

  9. Joe Leydon's Personal Porn Star says:

    Er, make that “…looking over my shoulder at the name I post under.”

  10. Foamy Squirrel says:

    Also, I want a pony.

  11. David Poland says:

    JLPPP – The “last entry”/”next entry” thing is coming.

    And honestly, I have no idea what the memory rules are for this system.

  12. David Poland says:

    Fair enough… so long as I don’t invoke, “I said, ‘major movie star!'”

  13. LexG says:

    Testing, testing, is this thing on?

    And if I log in like THIS, does this screw over my chances of getting an avatar from the WordPress route?

    Can’t figure it out…

  14. LexG says:

    In MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN, it’s pretty much 90% conclusive that Bradley Cooper(‘s character) gives Leslie Bibb a full-on R.J.

    And Paul Walker goes down on Vera Farmiga in the opening minutes of RUNNING SCARED.

    YEP YEP.

  15. Foamy Squirrel says:

    You can disable cookies for this site in your browser… I’m not sure how/if that’ll affect the rest of the site’s functions tho.

    Go to “Tools -> Options -> Privacy” (or the equivalent in whichever browser you’re using). There should be a button there to specify which cookies to reject, usually labeled “Sites” or “Exceptions” or something along those lines.

  16. leahnz says:

    can i ask, why is the text on the main page black, but in the blog comments it turns to not-so-crisp grey? i ask because as my eyesight decays into cryptkeeper territory, reading grey text strains my eyeballs and makes me go googly-eyed (the blue is okay in small doses but too much of that also makes me go googly-eyed)

  17. Joe Leydon's Personal Porn Star says:

    Thanks, David!

  18. Joe Leydon's Personal Porn Star says:

    And thanks to you, too F. Squirrel! So far that’s not working for me, but I probably need to do it and then restart the computer so I’ll try that next.

  19. Joe Leydon's Personal Porn Star says:

    LOL — I just got an error message saying that I’m “…posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”

  20. Foamy Squirrel says:

    You’ll need to delete the old cookie first – do a file search for “cookie movie”, it should (eventually) bring up a file called something like “cookie:foamy@moviecitynews.com”.

    Delete that to clear your Hotblog name, and blocking the cookie in your browser will make it stop saving a new one.

  21. Al E Ase says:

    Erm Lex buddy, no offense but where’s the rant? I’m sure most of us thought of you first thing when we saw Ms. Placido’s beautiful face. It feels odd not knowing what you think about her

  22. Foamy Squirrel says:

    Aw… how sweet. The first piece of spam on the new blog.

  23. IOv3 says:

    Yes, we cannot outrun the NIKEHOTSALE! NIKEHOTSALE! NIKEHOTSALE!

  24. joshb says:

    Ok I think I’ve got an edit comment link working. You will be able to edit your comment up to 30 minutes from when you post it. I’ve tested it and it works for me. Let us know if it doesn’t work.

  25. Thanks man. That was special seeing

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