Posts Tagged ‘Demi Moore’

Bunraku: The Trailer

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

On Kevin Kline, Todd Solondz, and the Sad Decline of Indie Film

Monday, August 9th, 2010

I was thirteen years old in 1996, which I think is the year “indie” film became more of an adjective than a movement. It was the year that “indie” replaced the word “arthouse” — which was odd because many of the successful indie films that followed weren’t independently financed at all. But that year had a big effect on me, in terms of how I viewed the film world. (more…)

Projects of Love

Tuesday, November 11th, 1997

First up, Demi Moore is about ready to play a marriage counsellor in her 30s who has lost her faith in love before replying to a personal ad and falling for a 20-something black man in Human Seeking Same. Naked in movies. Check. Marry that Die Hard guy. Check. Pregnant and Naked on Vanity Fair. Check. Implants bigger than my head. Check. French kiss Ellen DeGeneres in public. Check. Read about the Michael Douglas rule. Check. Do it with a much younger black man on screen. Check. Anyone have an idea what’s next? E-mail me.
Next, the balding and talented Kevin Costner is about to be pursued by a female journalist who instantly falls in love with him and his sensitivity after she reads his love letters to his wife. Message In A Bottle sounds a lot like Sleepless In Seattle with a Coke instead of a radio, and a beach instead of the Empire State Building. So what do you want to bet that Kevin’s co-star is more than a decade younger than him? Ahhhhh. It’s a suckers bet, huh?
Finally, Jean-Claude Van Damme’s first romantic lead has vanished. The Muscle-Head From Brussels appeared in 1985’s short film Monaco Forever, playing a mysterious man who picks up the hitchhiking hero of the film and makes a lightening-fast move for his crotch. Jean-Claude, we hardly knew you! J-C said, “Van Dammit!” when Jay Leno planned on surprising him with a clip on “The Tonight Show,” canceling his appearance. Now someone has stolen the only print of the film and the negative has mysteriously disappeared as well. This could be self-serving hype by the filmmaker trying to sell some tape. Or a Van Damme conspiracy. But do you really think Jean-Claude is smart enough to conspire to do much more than separate the two sides of an Oreo cookie? Didn’t think so.
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