By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com
OK, kids. Hold onto your hats. This is not a misprint. Titanic grossed less than $20 million this weekend. I know! It’s horrifying. $19.7 million, ending the longest streak of $20 million weekends ever at 10. But Titanic was not the only film to sink this weekend and the others didn’t have a $900 million life raft. Dark City couldn’t muster up more than $5.5 million. Krippendorf’s Tribe hit the crapper with $3.2 million. And David was Schwimmering with sharks, as Kissing a Fool smooched the dirt with just $2.2 million in ticket sales. The only negative that could be seen as a positive was Caught Up, a crime drama that grabbed $2.4 million despite a minimal promotional push for the film. The only truly happy note is The Wedding Singer, whose $9 million showing left it $1 million shy of a $50 million domestic gross after its third week of release. A sweet movie and a sweet success for all involved.
THE GOOD: Not much this weekend. I guess it’s good that so few people bit on Krippendorf’s Tribe. And of course, any box office weekend that makes movies by the stars of “Friends” less likely is OK by me.
THE BAD: The weak weekend automatically reduces Dark City to a video cult hit. It is a flawed film, but it really should be seen on a big screen if it’s going to be seen at all.
THE UGLY: I’m giving this week’s ugly over to David Denby, critic from New York Magazine. His review of Sphere in its entirety: “At the end of Sphere, the three principals — Dustin Hoffman, Samuel L. Jackson and Sharon Stone — agree, for the good of humanity, to forget everything that has happened to them in the movie up to that point. This is a pact I can only rush to join, and with exactly the same motive. There are just some things that humankind is better off not knowing about.”
JUST WONDERING: Did the rest of you note the passing of character actor J.T. Walsh? I certainly did. I’d go on now, but I’ve already shot my wad on this week’s chapter of The Whole Picture. It’ll be available on Wednesday.
TWO BAD MOVIES EQUAL: Burn Hollywood Burn + Krippendorf’s Tribe = Burn Krippendorf Burn. Disney’s hilarious sequel stars our own Andy Jones as a pissed off reporter who burns Richard Dreyfuss alive until he doesn’t actually need any make-up to convince his college peers that he’s discovered a tribe of the walking dead.
YOU’RE GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL: I noticed this weekend that Mary Richards line-produced The Borrowers. She made it to Hollywood from Minneapolis after all. Up until now, I thought she was spending all her time losing weight and getting face lifts.
BAD AD WATCH: The pull quotes are in on Kissing A Fool. Loving it as only they could are Lisa Best from Global, Olivia Fierro from KTTV, Bobbie Wygant of KXAS, Brian Carroll from The Interview Factory Radio Syndicate and last but not least, Byron Allen, whose talk show, “Entertainers,” is known for its kissing. Kissing that has to be done before the guest sits.
READER OF THE DAY: From Ryan N: “I’m quickly realizing that I’m about the only person who visits this site that actually thinks Leonardo DiCaprio is very talented. For those who aren’t fans…if you don’t like Leonardo, why are you going to see his films? I avoid the people I don’t like. I wouldn’t pay to see Anne Heche in a film even if her performance cured the common cold. And that will not change.”