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David Poland

By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

The Buzz: August 14, 2003

Rank News Item Comment
1 Affleck Slams Gigli, Himelf By Next Week… “You know, Jay, people say I have a large penis. Well, it’s not that big. Really, it’s kind of small.” (Big Laugh, As Jay Throws To Commercial) “Have they forgiven me yet? Any ideas? It really isn’t small. I just said that…”
2 Governor Ahhhh-nuld “Und Turs-day Nacht Vill Be 2-Fwa-1 Lapdance Night Troo Out Da State!”
3 Open Range Old Fashioned Western Stirs Critics More Than Audiences
4 Jamie Lee Curtis She’s Back… Again! Good Performance, But Invoking Oscar Is More Than A Little Desperate… On The Part Of Reporters
5 DreamWorks Goes Fishing An Independent Launches An Independent
6 Warner Independent Pictures Up To Its Gill In Possibilities
7 Toronto Oscar-Related Premieres Love Actually, In The Cut, 21 Grams, Lost In Translation, Veronica Guerin, More…
8 NBC Closing In On Universal? Diller’s Dream Turned Upside Down… Will He Be Back?
9 J-Lo & Ben The Scab That Everyone Just Has To Pick
10 ADL On The Passion Abe Foxman Beginning To Back Off. Paul Lauer Says That Edits Are Being Made. Negotiatons?
11 Bruckheimer Stays At Disney A Far More Critical Deal Than Pixar’s
12 Thirteen NIkki Reed To Be Bob Evans Next Wife?
13 J-Lo Gets Cut Out Of Jersey Girl She’s Now In Only 10% Of The Movie… Doesn’t California Law Call For 50%?
14 Mike Newell Takes On Potter Four Witches & A Franchise
15 Finding Nemo As Oscar Bait USA Today Floated This One… But The Toilet Doesn’t Really Lead To The Open Sea
16 Brit Flick To Premiere In Theaters And Online Simultaneously “The film was written in less than two weeks and shot in 12 days.” Why, Oh Why, Do We Get This Honor?
17 Freddy vs. Jason Developed By The Recycler. Next Summer, Fred Vs. Ethel
18 LA Times’ Calendar Pay Section Access To This Joke Costs Just $4.95 A Month
19 Diaz Topless Shots Sealed Remember The Jennifer Aniston Case? “Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been Willing To Show Your Boobs In Public?”
20 Seabiscuit It’s Pulled Ahead Of Road To Perdition, But Seems To Have Dropped Out Of Conversations
21 Kevin Smith Gets Pissed At NYT Hell Hath No Fury Like A Guy With A Website Scorned
22 American Splendor What’s A Giammati You?
23 Gregory Hines Passes Away At 57 Great Talent, Gone Too Soon
24 Daddy Day Camp One Thing For Sure… Eddie Won’t Be Driving To Camp Alone
25 Academy Urges Early Return of Oscar(R) Screen Credit Forms
Can You Feel The System Speeding Up? If I Don’t Have Some DVDs On My Doorstep By 10/1, I’ll be Surprised

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It shows how out of it I was in trying to be in it, acknowledging that I was out of it to myself, and then thinking, “Okay, how do I stop being out of it? Well, I get some legitimate illogical narrative ideas” — some novel, you know?

So I decided on three writers that I might be able to option their material and get some producer, or myself as producer, and then get some writer to do a screenplay on it, and maybe make a movie.

And so the three projects were “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep,” “Naked Lunch” and a collection of Bukowski. Which, in 1975, forget it — I mean, that was nuts. Hollywood would not touch any of that, but I was looking for something commercial, and I thought that all of these things were coming.

There would be no Blade Runner if there was no Ray Bradbury. I couldn’t find Philip K. Dick. His agent didn’t even know where he was. And so I gave up.

I was walking down the street and I ran into Bradbury — he directed a play that I was going to do as an actor, so we know each other, but he yelled “hi” — and I’d forgot who he was.

So at my girlfriend Barbara Hershey’s urging — I was with her at that moment — she said, “Talk to him! That guy really wants to talk to you,” and I said “No, fuck him,” and keep walking.

But then I did, and then I realized who it was, and I thought, “Wait, he’s in that realm, maybe he knows Philip K. Dick.” I said, “You know a guy named—” “Yeah, sure — you want his phone number?”

My friend paid my rent for a year while I wrote, because it turned out we couldn’t get a writer. My friends kept on me about, well, if you can’t get a writer, then you write.”
~ Hampton Fancher

“That was the most disappointing thing to me in how this thing was played. Is that I’m on the phone with you now, after all that’s been said, and the fundamental distinction between what James is dealing with in these other cases is not actually brought to the fore. The fundamental difference is that James Franco didn’t seek to use his position to have sex with anyone. There’s not a case of that. He wasn’t using his position or status to try to solicit a sexual favor from anyone. If he had — if that were what the accusation involved — the show would not have gone on. We would have folded up shop and we would have not completed the show. Because then it would have been the same as Harvey Weinstein, or Les Moonves, or any of these cases that are fundamental to this new paradigm. Did you not notice that? Why did you not notice that? Is that not something notable to say, journalistically? Because nobody could find the voice to say it. I’m not just being rhetorical. Why is it that you and the other critics, none of you could find the voice to say, “You know, it’s not this, it’s that”? Because — let me go on and speak further to this. If you go back to the L.A. Times piece, that’s what it lacked. That’s what they were not able to deliver. The one example in the five that involved an issue of a sexual act was between James and a woman he was dating, who he was not working with. There was no professional dynamic in any capacity.

~ David Simon