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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

Jami Bernard's Blog Debuts at MCN; Devastated Daily News Reaches Out to Fanboys


Dave Kehr will be so pleased: On the morning when critic Jami Bernard’s blog debuts right here on Movie City News, Bernard’s former bosses the New York Daily News have given one of their general assignment reporters a Web-only fanboy column.
That is not a misprint. “Ethan Sacks Unmasked” will feature the author’s biweekly stroll through the subculture of comic-clutching, Tolkien-fellating, pajama-swaddled 35-year-olds, getting out all the latest updates about “genre entertainment, including comic books, sci-fi, fantasy, kung fu flicks, anime and video games” that will have his readers creaming their X-Men underwear. (For the uninitiated, The Reeler has an understanding-fanboy-culture cheat sheet here.)
It should be noted that Sacks is not replacing Bernard; rather, his work symbolizes the News’s shift from supplying reasonably useful film writing to a shining new era in condescension. In fairness to the paper’s efforts to draw younger readers, I should probably add the obligatory “At least they are trying.” But you could also deduce from Sacks’s bio that they are trying a little too hard:

Ethan Sacks has worked at the Daily News for almost ten years; he has been a fanboy geek for most of his thirty-three years on this planet. His proudest moment? Having Spider-Man co-creator Stan Lee dub his daughter “an official Superheroine, forevermore entitled to wear the colors and insignia of the fabled House of Sacks. So hath it been stated. So shall it be.” A close second was the actual birth of said daughter….

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It shows how out of it I was in trying to be in it, acknowledging that I was out of it to myself, and then thinking, “Okay, how do I stop being out of it? Well, I get some legitimate illogical narrative ideas” — some novel, you know?

So I decided on three writers that I might be able to option their material and get some producer, or myself as producer, and then get some writer to do a screenplay on it, and maybe make a movie.

And so the three projects were “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep,” “Naked Lunch” and a collection of Bukowski. Which, in 1975, forget it — I mean, that was nuts. Hollywood would not touch any of that, but I was looking for something commercial, and I thought that all of these things were coming.

There would be no Blade Runner if there was no Ray Bradbury. I couldn’t find Philip K. Dick. His agent didn’t even know where he was. And so I gave up.

I was walking down the street and I ran into Bradbury — he directed a play that I was going to do as an actor, so we know each other, but he yelled “hi” — and I’d forgot who he was.

So at my girlfriend Barbara Hershey’s urging — I was with her at that moment — she said, “Talk to him! That guy really wants to talk to you,” and I said “No, fuck him,” and keep walking.

But then I did, and then I realized who it was, and I thought, “Wait, he’s in that realm, maybe he knows Philip K. Dick.” I said, “You know a guy named—” “Yeah, sure — you want his phone number?”

My friend paid my rent for a year while I wrote, because it turned out we couldn’t get a writer. My friends kept on me about, well, if you can’t get a writer, then you write.”
~ Hampton Fancher

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~ David Simon