By Kim Voynar Voynar@moviecitynews.com
Hey, is There Some Film Fest Going on in France or Something?
Chances are pretty good, if you’re one of my film industry colleagues, that you’re over in France at this little fest called Cannes right now. Maybe you’ve heard of it … you know, the Cannes Film Festival? Fairly significant fest in the film world. You can tell because Lady Gaga performed there the other day:
No, really, it actually is an important film festival. If you’re there, you’re staying busy eating panini while standing in line, or fighting your way through crowds star-gazing on the Croisette, or soaking up the best of the world’s cinema, or frantically downing free espresso shots in the press lounge, or arguing about the films you’re seeing with other critics over late-night drinks or an early morning cafe au lait.
And chances are pretty good that if you’ve got time to read this, you, like me, are not at Cannes. But, no fear! Like me, you can keep up on everything you’re missing by not being at the Cannes Film Festival this year by keeping abreast of what’s happening over there via indieWIRE and IFC.
indieWIRE — which, as always, seems to have everyone but the building janitor over on the ground at Cannes — has an ongoing, comprehensive list of the films screening at Cannes, with regularly updated criticWIRE grades so you can keep track of what’s hot and what’s not. It’s even conveniently broken down into competition, not in competition, special screenings, and Un Certain Regard.
I’m hearing from friends who are in Cannes that this is a very, very good year to be there. Looking over the current grades on Day Four of the fest, either the critics generally are just so excited to be both employed AND at Cannes that they’re in an exceptionally generous mood, or this year really is an exceptionally good year to be there, because you won’t find many films garnering less than a “B” average. At a fest where the critics will loudly boo and whistle if they hate a film, that’s not so bad, n’est-ce pas?
Also for your jealousy-arousing reading pleasure, IFC is rounding up all the news and reviews out of Cannes with their Can’t Be at Cannes feature (thanks, guys). Oddly enough, the big news IFC has for Friday — from Cannes, mind you — is that Alamo Drafthouse and Fantastic Fest guru Tim League announced there his plans for an anthology film called The ABC’s of Death — 26 shorts, by 26 horror directors, with each short being about a different method of killing. One for each letter of the alphabet.
Pretty cool.
Alright, it’s the weekend, so if you’re not at Cannes working your cinephile fanny off, be good to yourself and go do something fun. I’m going to go off and do fairy makeup for A Midsummer Night’s Dream, myself. But later on tonight, perhaps I’ll sit on my back deck with some vodka tonics and argue about films with my husband and my dogs while playing this video, shot (not by me) at the Le Petit Majestic during Cannes 2007.
It will be almost, but not quite, exactly like not being there. Ah, well. C’est la vie.