

By Mike Wilmington Wilmington@moviecitynews.com
Wilmington on Movies: After Earth
AFTER EARTH (Two Stars)
U.S.: M. Night Shyamalan , 2013
You’ve got to feel, a little, for Will Smith and M. Night Shyamalan as you watch their misbegotten science fiction movie After Earth — of which Will was the producer, co-star and original story writer, and his 14-tear-old son Jaden the star and which became a critical unching bag last week. It’s not a good movie, but Is heart, or hearts, were in at least some of the right places. In making this big, slow pretty but pretentious and often preposterous movie, producer-writer-star Will was making a multi-million dollar present to his son — giving him the prime slot in an epic science fiction movie — only to get stomped on by a lot of the reviewers and shoved into third place (behind Fast and Furious 6 and Now You See Me) in the box-office wars.
That’s a beating for a movie with good pedigrees, that’s actually somewhat ambitious and even heartfelt: .a film about a father’s love for his son, and the son‘s desire to be worthy of it, to become a Space Ranger and maybe help spawn a sequel. Does After Erath deserve all that abuse? Partly yes, partly no. It’s what critics like to call a “disappointing” movie — in this case, a show that reaches too high and comes up with a pterodactyl egg on its face.
After Earth, as the title suggests, is a science fiction movie about what happens after the end of Earth as we knew it: after humankind, a millennium ago, left the planet for a new home called Nova Prime, after big, creepy prehistoric-looking monsters took over Terra, forcing us into that new habitat — a desert-looking wasteland packed with even more creepy monsters.
Will Smith and Shyamalan and their company have imagined a universe where Earth is abandoned by people, and taken over by monstrous creatures, foliage and plant life. Visually, the concept is impressive, and the themes are big and ambitious and sympathetic. It’s what we might also expect from Shyamalan , who often tries to bend the genres of horror, mystery and science fiction in order to examine something serious, often involving families. Sometimes he succeeds, as The Sixth Sense. Sometimes he doesn’t, as in this very slow, self-important movie..
As Shyamalan and the Smiths tell their story, the plot thickens (but doesn‘t quicken). First we get back-story: 1,000 years or so ago, Earth was evacuated and humanity resettled on Prime, populated by our space cadet descendants as well as those ravenous monsters with their I’ll-bite-your-head-off expressions, who want us to leave, but who are kept at bay by heroes like the legendary Cypher Raige (Will Smith), who is able to become a ghost and “disappear,” fooling and slaying the monsters. (Shades of Sixth Sense.) .
After we learn all this, the action starts, in a manner of speaking. Onto the vaguely Avatar-looking New Earth, comes and crashes a space ship commanded by Cypher , with a crew that includes his son Kitai (Jaden), who has just been denied advancement to the Space Rangers and is visibly upset. When the ship hits an asteroid storm, or vice versa, every human but the two Raiges, gets killed or lost or forgotten .Cypher himself is pinned down in the wreckage and able to communicated only in pained, stoic tones that suggest a mortally wounded archbishop presiding at his own funeral.
It’s all up to Kitai now, as his father, using a futuristic walkie-talkie and a variety of other compact wilderness techno-gizmos, tries to guide the lad through the monstrous foliage and the treacherous fluctuating heat, and a fierce flying mama pterodactyl-thing and bad dreams). Their destination is more wreckage and a space beacon that will allow them to call for help. As we sit there watching this, perhaps dying of suspense, and as Cypher sprawls in the crash, broadcasting directions and stoic wisdom, Kitai makes his way though what used to be Earth, but now might better be caller Creepy Monster Land or Rite of Passage Land or Slow Movie Land — or maybe Shyamaland. And, if you’re in the mood for life lessons, the movie has plenty of them for you. Such as that useful axiom: “Danger is real. But Fear is a choice.”
Stories about the end of Earth — or the end of humanity on Earth, have been fairly numerous ever since World War II, and atomic and hydrogen bombs, made us more conscious of the possible mortality of our world. and the vulnerability of our collective lives. (More recently, global warming has been another wake-up call — to some.) Shyamalan doesn’t preach about the End here though, or try for a surprise ending, though it might be surprising if the film woke up.
As mentioned, After Earth has gotten really zonked by critics, and probably deserved it, though the picture does have its good points (the lustrous visuals wrought by production designer Tom Sanders and cinematographer Peter Suschitzky) as well as its bad ones (the lugubrious pacing and the incessant fatherly wisdom slowly and stoically imparted by Cipher). A lot of After Earth’s problems also stem from the fact that Jaden looks too young for his part, or for the Rangers. He’s no tyro. He’s already had a successful career as a child and boy actor, in The Pursuit of Happyness, the recent Karate Kid sequel, and the Day the Earth Stood Still remake. But maybe his dad should have waited three or four years before ending Earth for him .
There’s no denying it’s a failed show, so listless that it sometimes has a semi-narcotic effect. Yet it’s not quite as bad as some people say — such as Joe Morgenstern who wondered, in a funny review, whether After Earth wasn’t really the worst movie of all time. (Not while the works of Ed Wood. Jr. and Dwain Esper, or Uwe Boll survive.) The movie won’t kill you, though, a lot of the time, it looks as if it’s killing Will Smith. It’s just another grand folly: a Beyond the Last Airbender, a Snoozer in Shyamaland. One can only hope we won’t really get an After Earth II (or an After “After Earth”), even though it’s already in dvelopment, and by the time the show starts shooting, Jaden will probably be the right age.