By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com
Name the TomKat Baby, Win Valuable Prizes
I know how much the media terror coruscating from the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes union means to so many of you, and as such, I thought it my duty to bring you the very, very latest development affecting this brainpan-imploding, very pregnant Hollywood power couple.
This just in from the online betting tip sheet Puntersrealm:
By now we all know that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are to be married this autumn. The craze surrounding the two has been intense, many saying it is just a big Hollywood publicity stunt. Regardless of what you think about the Cruise and Holmes Show, you can profit from it by looking into the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ Baby’s name betting market. …
The current favorites in the betting market are: Katie (8/1) & Thomas (8/1) but we feel that naming the child Thomas would be seen as arrogant by the Tom Cruise skeptics, and our inside info suggests that it will be a boy, so we will look beyond Katie.
AMUSING POSSIBLE NAMES
Bookmakers always try and have a bit of fun in these novelty markets, and the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes betting market is no exception:
500/1 Iceman
500/1 Goose
150/1 Elvis Presley
I think it is fair to say we can rule out Nicole at 100/1 and also Penelope at 100/1.
Yeah, well, I think it goes without saying that this whole TomKat ordeal will have been worth it should they name their offspring Iceman. But what do the oddsmakers like? Lee (12/1) or Cass (16/1) rank among their favorites, although they also hint at some sure-to-be-bulletproof gossip about a recent shopping trip where Holmes bought nothing but boys’ clothes. As far as the spawn’s religion goes, PuntersRealm seems to avoid making odds; my own figures show the smart money is on Scientology at 1/1, but think of the mint you could make if you nailed Southern Baptist (100,000/1).
The baby-name market evidently closes March 4, so up your Visa’s credit limit, read the tabloids and get to work. This is your future we are talking about.
Um, duh, Ron, or Veronica if it’s a girl.
I wouldnt be suprised if they chose TOM. He seems very egotistical.
I followed the link in the article and then found the odds for this event: http://www.puntersodds.com/Default.aspx?market=18872793
Seems Tom is favourite đ
what is another name for a couch? sofa…RIGHT…how about SOFIA if its a girl…
and it will have to be TOMMY TWO,,,,he says his baby..not ours..
It’s a boy….William
Leave it to me to state the obvious, but…
Boy: Xenu
Girl: Xena
i think they should name him: brad and her: angelina! lol
boy : prince penis
girl : lady vagina
Elron for a boy for sure!!!!
i think if its a boy it should be Guage if its a girl her name should be Ocean i think with all the weitd hollywood names that will do ….
Name for the Cruise/Holmes baby?
L. Ron Holmes-Cruise
i think if its a girl …. Kyleigh..and if its a boy Donovan or maybe … Traveer
boy: Mickey
girl:Minnie
they should name a girl samantha, and the boy chris
Boy= Rick James (Bitch/1)
Girl= Charlie Murphy (1 x 10^17/1)
Boy Tyler Even Cruise/
Girl Tyler Paris Cruise
ren & stimpy
Spongebob totally!
Girl: Star Cruise; Boy: Chance Cruise
Oprah if its a girl
After all it was on her show that he professed his undying love and made a total ass out of himself all at the same time…
Then of course, if its a hermaphrodite they can use TomKat. It will cover all bases…. :o)
If it’s a boy joshua holmes cruise
if it’s a girl brianna holmes cruise
Home Girl for girl
Cruiser for boy
pinapple for a girl
Slash Einsteine- for a boy
i can totally see it!
I think a girl should be named Xanax and a boy should be named Paxil. Even if Mama Katie has NO post-partum issues (since Tom won’t ALLOW her to have any symptoms, much less treat them), the kids will grow up needing to know the names of these drugs, for their own sanity.
Matthewt
That shit is hilarious. man, i was laughing so hard. you are truly warped.
thanks man, i havent laughed that hard in a coons age.
mk
It’s pretty safe it’ll be L.
I say that they should name the boy or girl Takoma. That is the first three letters of either of their names. Middle name should be a family name after a father/ mother or grandfather/ grandmother.
I think somehow the baby’s name will be a play on L.Ron Hubbard’s name. Maybe Linda Rhonda if it’s a girl? I don’t think it’s his baby at all!
they should name it turdwithcorninit
Titanic Cruise for a boy
Andrea Doria Cruis for a girl
because lets face it this poor child is doomed
Well, everyone in here have came up with very interesting names. So here goes nothing! Since it’s a boy, how about Dylan Holmes-Cruise, Science Holmes-Cruise, or Scientology Holmes-Cruise? My opinion doesn’t count, cause the final decision is up to the odd couple. Thanks again! MatthewT and Meatball, you guys are great. It’s on everybody.