By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com
'Helen Mirren Fucking': The Joys of Discovering The Reeler, Vol. IV
As regular as rent checks and expired MetroCards, so the beginning of the month brings a purging of the Site Meter record at Reeler HQ. That is right: It is again time to reveal 30 of the most inspired cosmic accidents to bring readers my way in August. Maybe it was the heat, or maybe it was just a single Dakota Fanning item, but you people just get more and more depraved.
As usual, I could not and would not make these up, heavy on the sic, etc. etc.:
–Shyamalan genius
–matthew barney is a fraud
–helen mirren fucking
–voter disenfranchisement arkansas charlie daniels
–burka jokes
–stanley, please stay away from my tits
–cock sucking jake gyllenhaal
–Anjelica Huston porn
–“David Edelstein” and “ear” and “nose” and “throat”
–hate cindy adams (Bonus: from Beijing, China — Ed.)
–articles resembled with raunchy musics making teens wants to do sex
–if dakota fanning could go to any state what would it be?
–is a.o. scott a man
–Is Manohla Dargis a woman or a man?
–is david kirkpatrick a jewish name
–is it wrong to go naked infront your 12 year old daughter
–maria bergman in nature valley granola bar tv commercial
–who is lindsay lohan’s new best friend? “katy frame”
–alexander payne asshole
–ways to say fag
–widest cunt contest
–worlds largest tow truck
–powerpoint on hgh school freshman orientation
–puerto rican, welfare, ghetto, loud music
–female energy vaginas soul sex
–ass number one
–singer eaten by a bear
–woman that like to fuck and middletown;ohio
–autoerotic death photos pictures
–I just wanted to find a fucking diagram of a fucking oil filter for a fucking 2000 toyota avalon
PREVIOUSLY: ‘Famke Janssen Fucking’: The Joys of Discovering The Reeler, Part I (June 1, 2006)
‘Anne Hathaway Fucking’: The Joys of Discovering The Reeler, Part II (July 3, 2006)
‘Rani Mukherjee Fucking’: The Joys of Discovering The Reeler, Vol. III (Aug. 2, 2006)
Maybe it’s telling you that you should not swear as much, especially when talking about hot Hollywood actresses. 🙂