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By Kim Voynar Voynar@moviecitynews.com

SIFF Dispatch: In Which Our Raptured Car is Found, Safe and Sound

Good news! My mom’s car, which was raptured/stolen from the parking lot during the Renton SIFF screening of The Sound of Mumbai a couple weeks ago, has been found in an apartment complex in Auburn, empty of gas and littered with burrito wrappers but otherwise fine. Whew.

I can’t really say the Renton police department did anything spectacular or daring to get it back — they pretty much told my mom that they don’t actually look for your car at all if it gets stolen, they just basically make a note of it in the computer system, and if it turns up somewhere parked illegally, they will very sweetly call and tell you so you can (maybe) come and get it before it gets impounded and you have to pay out hundreds of dollars to get it back.

So last night as we were waiting in line at the DQ to get our pack of kids ice cream following the big year-end school performance for their music classes, my cell phone rang, and the Auburn police were on the line to tell me my mom’s car had been found, and if she could come and get it RIGHT NOW they wouldn’t impound it. We quickly completed our ice cream order and loaded the kids into our new(ish), very clean purple van, Grape Ape, with DQ Blizzards threatening to drip all over the cloth seats (the van’s one bad feature — I wanted leather seats, but the van was otherwise too good a deal to pass up).

I uttered vague threats of bathroom-cleaning duty and loss of video game privileges if anyone dripped their Blizzards on the cloth seats, we rushed back home to drop me and the kids off, and my endlessly patient and kind husband very sweetly schlepped way the hell out to Auburn with my mom to retrieve her Subaru, which is now resting in its place in the driveway, heaving a sigh of relief and recovering from its two-week ordeal.

The SIFF staff, who have all been very great throughout and were concerned about the vanishing automobile, can breathe a sigh of relief , as can the City of Renton, whose officials were probably not happy to have a journalist’s car stolen from the parking lot of their SIFF venue just as they were building a relationship with the fest. I can stop feeling guilty for driving my mom’s car to Renton and it’s subsequent disappearance. Hooray!

All is well. But it’s only Day 18 of SIFF, and there’s still another whole week of movies and parties and all-night passholder happy hours at Boom Noodle to go. Back to the movies.

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