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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

How Could I?

There was a really nice jazz and wine evening last night for Sideways at Vibrato in Bel Air. It was mostly for the “music people” who will be a litle more likely to vote for Rolfe Kent after seeing him and a band perform the score from the film live.

Payne & Taylor & Madsen & London were there… all looking more relaxed than they have in a while… perhaps because the nominees luncheon left them all on a bit of a high.

So late in the evening, a young guy, a journalist, approaches me and we start talking and I do some pontificating… typical me… and a couple of his friends stop by and we say, “Hi.” And I turn around to talk to someone else I know who catches my eye, who happens to be a director, and I have to give him some bad news about a mutual friend. And by the time I turn around again, the guy and his pals are g-o-n gone.

And I’m thinking, “Man, do I look like a cocktail-party-trading-up-asshole!”

Like a 6′ 3″ journalistic Cinderella, no one seemed to know who this guy who said he worked for Entertainment Weekly was or how he got there. But I feel like I pissed in the karmic winds.

If anyone knows who this guy is – or if he reads this – let me know. I feel that I owe him an apology or at least an explanation.

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15 Responses to “How Could I?”

  1. L&DB says:

    You see Tom O’Neil! Poland got mad heart and
    consideration for people! Even people he inadvertently
    gives the cold shoulder too. How dare you Tom O’Neil
    cast aspersions on the man! Shenanigans upon!
    SHENANIGANS!

  2. bicycle bob says:

    i think madsen and haden church will sweep those 2 awards

  3. jeffrey boam's doctor says:

    Dave are you really that insecure? Or are you really a social climber? It just appears like you’re covering your ass to ward off any unkind words a EW journo may have about your actions. Either that or your dream of getting an EW column is gone up in smoke once your actions are repeated around the EW water cooler.

  4. Mark says:

    Jeffrey, you seem to have real issues with Dave. You should really let all the bitterness go. So hes successful. Get over it.

  5. jeffrey boam's doctor says:

    Poland calls them as he sees them. Rumour has it, this is not an exclusive behavioural pattern.
    His sympathy inducing/ self deprecating story was very much transparent. And yes, you are correct Mark, I have a beef with Poland and most of his biased diatribes. But it’s his gig and he’s 100% entitled to do whatever the hell he feels. I actually like his refusal to budge on certain topics and admire his stubborness.
    However, I feel that by opening up his personal blog (which btw is very gracious of him) he does expect to take flak, cos he’s big enough to handle it. Personally I think he sometimes comes off as a ego-maniac, social climbing, name dropping boofhead with minor critical skills. We don’t want to let this turn into a love-in (calling Bicycle Bob) do we? A few skirmishes is always good to for the circulation.
    And you ask, am I jealous of him being successful?
    Successful?!?!?!
    Oh Mark my little non-jaded friend. Come back in twenty years when youse all growsed up kay?

  6. David Poland says:

    I can’t tell you what to think, JBD… all I can tell you is that I am genuinely embarrassed by what might be my perceived behavior on this, as if someone did it to me, I would think unkindly of them.
    Truth is, I doubt the guy even knew that the person I turned to talk to was a director. But he does read thb, apparently, and I kind of hoped he would see this, as none of the publicists there last night could give me his name.
    Anyway… yes, I can handle it. If I couldn’t, I would be working for EW or some such safe place and not carrying my own water with all the downside of being out here on my own (with my most excellent business partner).
    But social climbing? Really… you don’t get me at all. I am a lot of things, but if there is one thing I can boast, it is that I have never chased a professional or professionally-associted personal relationship or a job in my decade-plus in this part of the business. In fact, that is the weakest part of my game… at least, in my perception.
    Ego maniac… well, duh!

  7. gombro says:

    I remember, years ago, as a college student, I’d work three weeks every January at the Sundance Film Fest, and I got to see the infamous “Hollywood shuffle” in action. (Not that I’m saying you’re guilty of this David.)
    People would come up to me and my co-workers at the evening parties. At first they would seem very interested in us, they’d stick out their hands to shake ours and… the second they saw that our festival passes said “staff” or “volunteer” instead of “festival guest”, they’d walk off to find someone “real” to talk to. Ha Ha Ha. Of course the next day if they wanted one of us to try to score them a ticket to a sold out show they’d be our best friends again.
    A couple other observations from Sundance: It seemed to us, counter-intuitively enough, that the New York film people were generally nicer and more relaxed than the LA film people. Who would have thought it? And despite it all, some of the hottest talent were nice as hell even to the lowliest ticket-stub counter. Steven Soderbergh, David O. Russell, and, believe it or not, Brooke Shields were always great, polite, humble people even to us “slaves of the festival.” I can think of repeated examples of each of them treating the “Sundancers” with the same respect they afforded the “major players” in town.

  8. KamikazeCamel says:

    Not really on topic, but:
    “i think madsen and haden church will sweep those 2 awards”
    How can someone sweep a catagory. You could say Sideways will sweep the acting catagories (which it can’t because it’s only nominated for 2/4) but how can Virginia Madsen “sweep” the best supporting actress catagory. That don’t make sense.
    Long Live Sandra Oh (the unheralded wonder woman of Sideways)

  9. bicycle bob says:

    i think its pretty obvious it means sweep the supprting actor categories, dumbass. if u have an iq of 7, don’t show off

  10. jeffrey boam's doctor says:

    Accusation: social-climbing.
    Withdrawn your honor.

  11. bicycle bob says:

    david u don’t have to defend yourself from baseless accusations from jealous people.

  12. jeffrey boam's doctor says:

    For the record, Poland doesn’t need a sycophant like you to defend him.
    Why do people always throw the jealously card down when people have issues with someone else? To me, it speaks volumes about the butting-in third party.
    As in; Bicycle Bob being so impressed with Poland’s gig that he can’t fathom that an argumentative sort like myself could never be jealous of Mr Poland.
    Finito. Lets move on. yawn.

  13. bicycle seat says:

    bob’s just kissing up hoping that David won’t bar him from the blog once the new “idiot filter” is intalled here.

  14. Mark says:

    I don’t think Poland needs guys like Geoffreys Doctor saying hes a suck up. Which is obviously way off base and unsupported. And if anyone is talking “idiot filter” it has to be a guy who has the ultra wit to use bobbys name and a fake email address saying “yokel”. Way to rise above it, witty guy.

  15. Angelus says:

    Dave Poland a social climber? Now that is just rich.

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