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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

Not Seen At Target

Big Star Wars Section was there… not a single Darth Vader toy to be found… except for one broken package with a darth vader helmet and voice pack which was too small for adults… they should make one for adults… quick…

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14 Responses to “Not Seen At Target”

  1. Dan R% says:

    I’ve bought a few Revenge of the Sith action figures. I’m a nerd, what can I say? Anyhow, I picked up Vader right away. It seemed like a no-brainer. He’s the most iconic character to ever grace the silver screen. Lucas could make a Darth Vader line of 30 unique figures and it’d still sell like gangbusters. I wouldn’t buy an adult voice box, but I know a few who would.

  2. bicycle bob says:

    lucas markets everything. he has to have them for adults

  3. Ben Grimm says:

    What about the Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head?

  4. L&DB says:

    Glad to know the Targets at in Los Angeles are as
    busted as the one’s in my hood. Absolutely abyssmal
    when it comes to reordering toys. However, if you
    did not see one Vader Poland. I would wager, that
    bugger has been flying off the shelfs at that particular
    store. Since he comes packaged about 4 per case.
    Who knew the people of the Southland loved Darth
    so much?
    Excuse me. I have to get back to trying to get my
    12-inch General Grievous to stand.

  5. Joe Leydon says:

    Unfortunately, I always pick the wrong movie-related tchotchkes to buy as investments. I mean, seriously: In my closet, you’ll find action figures for “The Shadow,” “Little Nicky,” “Super Mario Bros.” and “Jurassic Park: The Lost World,” for cryin’ out loud.

  6. jeffrey boam's doctor says:

    joe -what! no WINDTALKER action figures with commando grips?

  7. Joe Leydon says:

    Please, Jeff. Even I have my standards.
    BTW: What’s really amazing is how long some of the bribe-the-press freebies hold up. In my bathroom, I still have a clock from “The Razor’s Edge.” (No, not the Tyrone Power version, the Bill Murray verison.)

  8. jeffrey boam's doctor says:

    oh that clock with the alarm that goes “Time to put that shotgun to your heart” right?

  9. Joe Leydon says:

    Jeff: Oh, you have one, too?

  10. Joe Leydon says:

    Dammit! Target doesn’t have king-size (or even queen-size) “Stars Wars” sheets. This really disappoints me, because my “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” sheets are getting kinda faded by now.

  11. mex says:

    Fuck off!

  12. bicycle bob says:

    too many choices! which game do i do???

  13. Joe Leydon says:

    Pssst! Bob! Ix-nay on the Texas Hold-Em. That’s where my son’s college fund went.

  14. jeffmcm says:

    The spammers aren’t even supplying links anymore. That last one is just a series of random words.

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