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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

Hello From Seattle

I came up here on Tuesday… still a big laggy from London and yet another hotel room… but beginning to feel a bit more in the zone.
Nothing has been so exciting in the last few days that it has screamed “Blog Entry” in my ear.
The idea that a major paper was once used again by a studio to push its agenda on closing a deal forward by falsely telling the paper that it was considering not doing the deal – all top secret sources, of course – wasn’t enough to rile me up.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith wasn’t bad enough to make me crazy (or to respond to the crazy guy who tried to get himself into a righteous furor over it). Haute Tension isn’t good enough for the opposite. The Honeymooners was kept at an appropriate distance. And though Mir-ly-a-facade/Dimension was generous with Lava/Shark screening opportunities, I travelled through all of them.
Anne Bancroft’s passing is sad in many ways. Mr. Brooks has been suffering with it in silence for a long while and they kind of informed friends a few weeks back. One wonders whether her exit from Spanglish, which was rumored in some quarters to be memory problem based, was directly connected to the illness… costing us one last bit of her magic.
Anyway… films here are good… festival good… mornings in the market good… sleep, not so good…
I’ll try to visit more often this weekend.

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22 Responses to “Hello From Seattle”

  1. joefitz84 says:

    I’m hearing a totally mixed word on Mr and Mrs Smith. Some love it. Some dispise it. Guess I’ll have to see for myself. But I can’t think of one movie with Jolie in it that I really like. And I think shes a good actress and a smoking babe.

  2. LesterFreed says:

    One of my earliest film memories is watching Mrs robinson get down and busy with little Dustin hoffman

  3. bicycle bob says:

    people and corporations using the press to further their own needs???? how dare they. so shocking

  4. Terence D says:

    Probably the safest call of the summer. The Honeymooners will bomb.

  5. LesterFreed says:

    Don’t doubt Cedric. He can surprise ya. The man has talent

  6. Joe Leydon says:

    I would not be surprised if “Honeymooners” takes the No. 2 or No. 3 spot for the weekend.

  7. PastePotPete says:

    Why’d they bother naming a movie the Honeymooners and aim it at a demographic that has likely never seen nor heard of the Honeymooners…and probably wouldn’t care if they had?

  8. BluStealer says:

    The genuis of movie studio executives. I’m looking forward to the Leave it to Beaver with Lil Bow Wow.

  9. Joe Leydon says:

    Alas, we’ve lost another ace character actor. This time: Dana Elcar, best known for TV (Baretta, Black Sheep Squadron, MacGyver) but also great in movie supporting roles (especially “The Great Northfield, Minnesota Raid”). He died June 6 at age 77.

  10. bicycle bob says:

    i remember him from macgyver. hes been battling problems for a long time

  11. RDP says:

    I enjoyed Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I found it entertaining, and while the idea and the principals made for greater potential than what we ended up with, I wouldn’t go so far as to call it a failure.

  12. oldman says:

    Before it is too late; I vote that the Jessica Alba photo be made a fixture at this blog. All in favor say “Aye”.

  13. bulldog says:

    I’m all the way in the Caribbean and I am vividly aware of The Honeymooners. So why does Pastepotpete believe that because a movie targeted at a black(sorry for use of the word black, but African American can never ring true with me. Hey what would you call Charlize Theron.) yes…black audience, that they won’t know of the source material.
    I think thats a tad condescending. Last time I looked, black folk watched TV in that era too.
    And forget that era, what about reruns on cable that expose you to a whole new demographic of viewers. Humour is humour, black, white, indifferent.
    However, I personally am not impressed with the Honeymooners trailer, even though I thought Cedric was a bright spot in Be Cool.

  14. joefitz84 says:

    Black folks do know what The Honeymooners is. But they remember some black and white show from the 50’s. I don’t think most of young america knows what the show was about anyway.

  15. KamikazeCamel says:

    I don’t know why they didn’t just make it and pretent it wasn’t a remake of the show because plenty of other movies do it!
    On Mr. & Mrs. Smith, i LOVED it. I think it was the geniune chemistry between the leads, the excellent performance by Angelina Jolie (who for the first time in ages really seems to be relishing a role with a poisonous sting in her side pocket – er, if that made sense), the quite un-PG-13 violence (for a PG-13 Summer action movie starring a couple of hot people it’s man-on-man fight scenes were quite rough and hotheaded), the slighly sadistic humous (love the quick shot of Angelina driving her car into Brad’s) and the energy of it all.
    Sure, it’s all ludicrous and outrageous but, seriously, it’s a Summer actiong movie – would you expect any less?
    Haute Tension looks good, but will probably get around $6mil, unfortunately.

  16. Stella's Boy says:

    Friday’s Estimates
    1) MR. AND MRS SMITH – $18.6 million
    2) MADAGASCAR – $5 million
    3) LONGEST YARD THE – $4.4 million
    4) STAR WARS: EPISODE III – REVENGE OF THE SITH – $4 million
    5) ADVENTURES OF SHARK BOY & LAVA GIRL – $3.9 million
    6) CINDERELLA MAN – $2.9 million
    7) SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS – $2 million
    8) HONEYMOONERS – $1.8 million
    9) MONSTER-IN-LAW – $900,000
    10 LORDS OF DOGTOWN – $700,000

  17. Arc says:

    … And High Tension doesn’t even make the Top 10. Mr. And Ms. Smith can go anywhere from here on out.
    I honestly don’t think that I’ve ever seen any of Mr. Poland’s reviews being so… Off. The flaws are easy to spot, yes, but to say that the movie isn’t fun? Too broad, too broad.
    The audience at last night’s screening ate it up like Yogi to a picnic basket. EVERY joke worked. EVERY action move impressed. There must have been an understanding beforehand that this was to be a FUN movie, but maybe not one that could be savored. My only serious complaint was the ending sequence, where common sense was totally thrown (blown?) out the window, and it became lazy.
    Liman’s perfectionist stance is interesting to hear about, but like Mr. Poland… I’m just not seeing why he needed such control.

  18. PastePotPete says:

    When did I say African American? Or black?

  19. joefitz84 says:

    Well, are you?

  20. bicycle bob says:

    can we finally stop seeing cedric the unentertainer movies now? and can we put a stop to his remaking classics?

  21. Joe Leydon says:

    Bob: Outside of “Honeymooners,” what other “classic” has Cedric the Entertainer remade?

  22. Mark says:

    Cedric is signed onto the college classic, Back to School. The remake of the Rodney gem. Let me repeat. No one can do Rodney.

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