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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

How Can They Say Eisner Has No Sense Of Humor…

… after he called his book “Kampf”
Now, if he went for “Mein Kampf”… well, that would have been genius!

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11 Responses to “How Can They Say Eisner Has No Sense Of Humor…”

  1. bicycle bob says:

    u think roy disney and nikki finke will love the book????

  2. Mark says:

    I am really looking forward to Nikki’s review of the book. She has an open mind and never takes cheap shots or has an axe to grind.

  3. joefitz84 says:

    When will someone give Eisner credit for turning a two bit cartoon company into the premiere company in the world?

  4. David Poland says:

    You obviously haven’t been reading me for very long. I am not sure I like Mr. Eisner, but he deserves huge kudos for what happened with that company and moreover, his enemies deserve loud boos for never being able to put forward a candidate that is his equal or superior.

  5. joefitz84 says:

    It’s about time someone recognized how good a CEO he is and how tough he will be to replace.

  6. Life, Death, Brigade, and a sandwich says:

    Howard Stern wanted to title his first book “Mein Kampf” but Judith Regan would not let him. So Eisner has a sense of humour, but it’s just Howard Stern’s.

  7. joefitz84 says:

    Most people steal Sterns sense of humor. Ask Stern how he feels about Leno and ABC stealing everything from him.

  8. KamikazeCamel says:

    oy

  9. BluStealer says:

    Stuttering John brough stolen sketches over to the Tonight Show. That traitor.

  10. L&DB says:

    DAMN YOU MELENDEZ! DAMN YOU!

  11. Chucky in Jersey says:

    Mr. Eisner’s humor is — shall I say it — deadly.
    Then again the US press adored Hitler long before Pearl Harbor. That’s a sordid story you don’t find in most history books.

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