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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

More Internet Junk

This came over the transom today…
Here’s another game that is not Halloween-related, but is a good test of your concentration. There are two pictures nearly identical to each other; you have to find three differences between them. I was able to find two before I gave up…you have to look very closely…look at the town.
If you can find three differences, then you are part of an elite group of individuals. This has been tested on 8,000 people, and supposedly only 19 people out of 8,000 found all three differences. There is no trick, all three differences exist.
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12 Responses to “More Internet Junk”

  1. Eric says:

    Oh, you are an evil, evil bastard, David Poland.

  2. Bruce says:

    Whoever said the internet wasn’t a wasteland?

  3. Cadavra says:

    Thanks. You just took ten years off my life.

  4. Aladdin Sane says:

    Ah, that made me laugh. Oy!

  5. Crow T Robot says:

    You owe me underwear you fuck…

  6. PandaBear says:

    Oy matey.

  7. Scooba Steve says:

    Poland’s inner-McKittrick is acting up.

  8. Joe Straat says:

    You think those things have disappeared for good, and BANG! Another year off the lifespan.

  9. Blackcloud says:

    I turn my head to look at the World Series (going to the 13th innning now). I look back, and there’s this face flashing at me. What the hell? Good thing I had the computer on mute.

  10. KamikazeCamelV2.0 says:

    Holy mother of god.

  11. Lota says:

    You bastard.
    First the Sox win, then this.
    I’ve never seen a counselor shrink before in my life, but I may need one.
    Thanks Dave!

  12. Boonwell says:

    I finally register here and even after filling out all the required info, I’m still laughing. Good morning!!!

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