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With due respect to many great posts…

… my favorite blog exchange in a while has got to be…
To Hollywood outsiders: The Grove is considered Naboo, The Arclight is Coruscant and Burbank 16 is Tatooine.
The acoustics in Mann’s Chinese (the big theater) are just awful, like watching a movie in a high school gym. That would make it The Death Star.
Posted by: Crow T Robot at October 22, 2005 06:03 AM

Followed by…

What’s the Mustafar of LA theaters?
I thought no one liked the prequels. Shouldn’t we be comparing LA theaters to original trilogy planets?
Posted by: Blackcloud at October 22, 2005 03:25 PM

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15 Responses to “With due respect to many great posts…”

  1. Crow T Robot says:

    David, when you speak of me, speak well.

  2. KamikazeCamelV2.0 says:

    That was legitimately funny and sad at the same time.

  3. EDouglas says:

    Will we get banned if we mock David for quoting from his own blog rather than someone else’s? šŸ™‚

  4. Blackcloud says:

    LOL.

  5. Wrecktum says:

    Yes, I liked those posts as well, and I was wondering what the Pacific Galleria is?

  6. Scooba Steve says:

    “What’s the Mustafar of LA theaters?”
    I don’t know, Jules, I didn’t go into a burger king.

  7. PandaBear says:

    Very sad. But yet funny.

  8. David Poland says:

    I don’t ban and I don’t pull posts.
    I may not always like what gets said in here, but I think that once I set myself up as a censor, I have destroyed the point of this exercise.

  9. jeffmcm says:

    I think you missed the šŸ™‚

  10. Josh says:

    When geeks talk about theatres….

  11. SJRubinstein says:

    Was thinking about this last night at the Grove. Because of the neverending sell-outs there and a pic’s not showing at the Arclight, I’ve become a Grovlovian dog where I MUST get there at least half-hour early for fear of getting crap seats. This usually works, but then last night for “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang,” I got there early and not a SOUL was in the theater (though it filled up by the time that rather slight Coca-Cola “Young Filmmaker’s Award” short played).
    Naturally, my wife complained loudly that we got there too early, so a couple of weeks from now when faced with a similar situation, I’m certain I’ll be stuck on the upperdeck behind the guardrail or down front cricking my neck. There’s just something to be said for the Arclight’s reserved seats and having front row seats which aren’t total crap.

  12. Blackcloud says:

    I’ve never been to any of these theaters. But then, I live on the East Coast.

  13. jeffmcm says:

    Sorry for the Hollywoodcentrism.

  14. Blackcloud says:

    ^ No need to apologize. It is a blog about movies, after all. Last time I checked, Hollywood was kind of important to that.

  15. Cadavra says:

    Honestly, I don’t understand what all the fuss about The Grove is about. Yes, it’s a very nice theatre, but it’s not noticeably nicer than a dozen other emporia in L.A. And given the crowds and the time it takes to find an empty parking space, I don’t even bother with it anymore.

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