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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

Heading For The Deep End

I am heading to The Floating Film Festival as I type. I expect that I will have reaosnable web access during the journey… but things may slow down around here a bit.

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23 Responses to “Heading For The Deep End”

  1. Richard Nash says:

    I was on a cruise last winter and the internet connections were a nightmare. I hope you have better luck. Good luck.

  2. waterbucket says:

    Gay Groups Celebrate Brokeback Mountain… But Are These Stories Better News , In Terms Of Oscar Voting, For BBM Or Crash?
    Hell Yeah it’s good for BBM.
    As if some Academy member reads the article and says:
    –God, let’s be like Dave Poland and try to deny the gay people their happiness. Lord knows they have had too many advantages and happiness in life.

  3. Sanchez says:

    If I were on a cruise right now
    (And I wish to GOD I was)
    I wouldn’t be worried about internet. I’d be worried about making sure I had a never ending flow of drinks with those tiny little umbrellas in them.

  4. Bruce says:

    I think the Bucket really, really liked BBM.
    Like it’s his favorite movie of all time. Just barely beating out “10 Things I hate About You”.

  5. Joe Straat says:

    You’re forgetting “Jeffrey,” Bruce.

  6. waterbucket says:

    Yup, “10 things” and “Jeffrey” are every gay man’s essentials.
    Just like “Dukes of Hazzard” and “Deuce Bigalow” are Bruce’s and Joe Straat’s essentials. Oh wait, “Son of the Mask” too.

  7. Fades To Black says:

    I would have said LOVE VALOUR COMPASSION.

  8. Bruce says:

    I hope you mean the original Deuce B. Not the terrible sequel.

  9. DannyBoy says:

    God. LOVE VALOUR sucked! That’s something gays and homophobes can agree on, isn’t it?
    While Dave’s floating out there with Roger E and Richard R, maybe he can tell them his theory about how Brokeback Mountain was shoved down the critical communities throats by its cunning distributor. Then I’d love to hear Roger and Richard explain their positions about why it was actually on their 10 best lists….

  10. waterbucket says:

    Bruce, no way dude, both the original Deuce and its sequel are totally awesome. Like, totally rad. Far out!
    Barf.

  11. Jeffrey Boam's Doctor says:

    Are they going to show POSEIDON?
    I kid I kid. This festival promotes itself as a small initmate affair for movie lovers – it also forgets to mention that having a spare nine grand is part of the experience. No wonder free loaders like Poland jump onboard ready to sing its praises. Actually sounds like a lot of fun – must be a ball being surrounded by leather skin lizard queens each night fighting over Ebert’s signature and (ahem) other opportunities. For how expensive it is – you’d think they could have at least updated their website since 2002 ! Have fun Mr Poland.. tell Roger to control his crab cakes intake.
    ps – What size screen do they have onboard?

  12. Sanchez says:

    Imagine being on a plane and they show “Airplane”. I’d have to get some quick chuckles out of it before I started panicking.

  13. Crow T Robot says:

    Doctor, it’s not fair to call Poland a freeloader and then expect him to answer a question.
    But seriously, you homophobic Dreamgirls loving assclown, what movies are playing this year?

  14. jeffmcm says:

    ‘Assclown’ is really going too far.

  15. Crow T Robot says:

    It was between ‘assclown’ and ‘Paul Haggis fan.’
    I was actually being polite.

  16. jeffmcm says:

    You made the right choice.

  17. PetalumaFilms says:

    When my wife and I took a cruise for our honeymoon, CASTAWAY was on TV all day every day. I think I watched it 10 times. Kind of surreal to see him (and Wilson) floating at sea and then look out the window and be floating at sea. We had better food though.

  18. David Poland says:

    A. Haven’t seen the screen, so no idea.
    B. I’m paying full fare, you presumptuous jackass… just as I do for most festivals I attend.
    C. Roger’s beloved wife Chaz will be there and he is quite happy with her, smart ass.
    D. This is not the Ebert & Doper cruise… this was created by Dusty Cohl, who started Toronto with two other film lovers. Roger attends each Floater and the E&R Disney cruise was inspired by this one.

  19. David Poland says:

    P.S. Petaluma – Wilson is on this Floater… Scott Wilson, who is being honored. And Ebert will be doing a frame-by-frame of In Cold Blood.

  20. jeffmcm says:

    It seems like a film festival on a ship should include a lot of hand-held films. You know, for maximum nausea.
    Innocent question: Dave may be paying full fare for this festival ($9k? Jeez! Come over to the pool behind my building and I’ll play you some DVDs for a lot less)…but won’t he be able to write off on his taxes as a business expense?

  21. bicycle bob says:

    the pool behind ur building and dvd’s? sounds terrific. think i’d stick with the cruise and movies.

  22. Bruce says:

    Anyone calling anyone who takes a free cruise/vacation a freeloader is obviously jealous as hell.
    I can smell our own because I’m jealous.

  23. Sanchez says:

    Ebert doing a frame by frame. Now that I would like to see.

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