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Lunch With David – Oscar's Morning After

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20 Responses to “Lunch With David – Oscar's Morning After”

  1. JWEgo says:

    I don’t know what to say.
    Does somebody find this humorous?
    Peter O’Toole’s death?
    Endgame= Mental Home.
    I am NonPlussed and Sad!

  2. palmtree says:

    Getting all black and white and no Good German jokes?

  3. jeffmcm says:

    Go cry somewhere else, Spam.

  4. David Poland says:

    Spammy… could you start putting “First!” in your posts? It just would seem so fitting.

  5. palmtree says:

    Of all the movie blogs in all the internets of all the world, Spam comments on Mr. Poland’s.
    *slams down glass*

  6. waterbucket says:

    Davie Po, I was reading this old article on you so who’s the famous actress that you claimed to have bedded? Give me some hint.

  7. mutinyco says:

    Maude.

  8. JWEgo says:

    But I am not trying to be first.
    Anyways….
    Ignoring your ongoing hatred of my cleverness, class, can we see by a show of hands who thought there was ANYTHING clever or funny in that segment? What was it and why?
    I am Jeff Wells’ Ego.

  9. T.H. says:

    I liked it but it’s not worth explaining and missing gym and screenings over, but since I have comedy on my sched, maybe I’ll have a reason for you on your desk Monday.

  10. Wrecktum says:

    I read this site everyday. I like Poland. I think he’s a very good entertainment industry analyst. I think he’s a pretty good film critic. But his sense of humor is lousy.

  11. jeffmcm says:

    Spam, you’re not clever.

  12. Crow T Robot says:

    This website has become very depressing.

  13. David Poland says:

    Perhaps if you offered a suggestion of something you’d like to be discussing, Crow…

  14. Tofu says:

    Was there really any doubt about Happy Feet? Hollywood has been bowing down to the “Feel Good” older chick factor for years now. See: 1998.
    Oh! And was it just me or was Eddie Murphy pissed off the entire night?

  15. Lota says:

    šŸ™
    Don;t want Peter Otoole in the same thought as death, even though his liver must be the size of a pea.
    We can maybe talk about Lawrence of Arabia instead, but then, that wouldn’t very current. Still it’s better than a death that hasn’t arrived yet.

  16. T.H. says:

    Peter O’Toole can have a laugh at himself. I thought Ellen picking on Borat in the audience was priceless. Ms. Winslet looked shocked considering there was no campaign for LC. And First Look came through in the end for The Dead Girl stealing best picture, it was fabulous.

  17. jeffmcm says:

    TH, I sure wish I knew what you were talking about.

  18. T.H. says:

    Later, tomatto. Read about The Dead Girl in The Hot Button and elsewhere.

  19. jeffmcm says:

    You could have said “The AFI wrap-up event” and made things so much clearer. That is, assuming that’s what you’re talking about. But no…

  20. bipedalist says:

    I thought it was funny and all – nice to see Poland totally lose his nut but I do take issue with the Helen Mirren part. She still looks good naked or not. Certainly better than most of the idiot women working in Hollywood. I just didn’t get the point. She would never show up naked at an awards show for one thing. Sally Kirkland maybe, Mirren? Not a chance.

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So I decided on three writers that I might be able to option their material and get some producer, or myself as producer, and then get some writer to do a screenplay on it, and maybe make a movie.

And so the three projects were “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep,” “Naked Lunch” and a collection of Bukowski. Which, in 1975, forget it ā€” I mean, that was nuts. Hollywood would not touch any of that, but I was looking for something commercial, and I thought that all of these things were coming.

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