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Gollum & Smeagol Duet

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10 Responses to “Gollum & Smeagol Duet”

  1. Wrecktum says:

    Terrible.
    It’s Gollum (with two Ls) by the way.

  2. mutinyco says:

    Kill Christ was original. The Shining was clever.
    But now I must say…
    Death to mashups!!!!!!

  3. Eddie says:

    We hates it!

  4. EDouglas says:

    Man, what haters! I thought that was hilarious and brilliant… I’m just amazed what people can come up with when they know they can immediately get an audience thanks to YouTube and MySpace. Who needs distribution, studios, MTV or any other corporations anymore?

  5. jeffmcm says:

    For quicky ‘distract me from work’ videos, sure. Wake me up when there’s anything with an interesting narrative and good performances in a self-promoted media form.

  6. Lota says:

    sometimes there are diamonds in the rough on youtube and myspace, but there’s an awful lot that are just X meets Y, i.e. not original.

  7. Lota says:

    speaking of distract me from work…is there a place that lists functions/events in LA-area so I can get out of some unpleasant work?

  8. Cadavra says:

    Lota, if it’s only movies you’re looking for, go to Karie Bible’s indispensable filmradar.com. If you’re looking for other events, grab a copy of the L.A. Weekly or cruise their website (laweekly.com, natch).

  9. anghus says:

    “I’m just amazed what people can come up with when they know they can immediately get an audience thanks to YouTube and MySpace. Who needs distribution, studios, MTV or any other corporations anymore?”
    Um…. anyone who wants to make money as opposed to giving their shit away for free?

  10. Blackcloud says:

    I didn’t think it was possible for Gollum to get any lamer. I was wrong.

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