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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

SUPER DUPER EXCLUSIVE-OOPER

Auditions for the Wonder Woman movie have hit full stride… here is a shot of a very powerful blogger (who cannot be named for legal reasons) who took some time off of her blog to get a costume together and perform for Joel Silver… and if he doesn’t hire her, she’s going to make his life hell!!!
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24 Responses to “SUPER DUPER EXCLUSIVE-OOPER”

  1. Um… just… wow.
    Vic

  2. IOIOIOI says:

    I think Heat is looking for; “AHHHHHHHHH… a.”

  3. Oh that wacky Roger Friedman.

  4. Daniel Tayag says:

    I didn’t know Britney Spears auditioned for Wonder Woman after the VMAs. I think she looks great in the WW costume!

  5. Me says:

    The third stage of John Travolta’s career continues as he tries to get back into action movies.

  6. lazarus says:

    Well, there’s no point in her plane being invisible now.

  7. Eric says:

    Isn’t it hard to assert that you’re somehow above the childish shenanigans of Wells and Finke after you post something like this?

  8. David Poland says:

    I feel no need to assert any such thing, Eric. And if I did, it would make no difference to anyone else. I only control my own choices. I can’t control your perception or anyone else’s, I have learned over time.
    I do think there is a distinction between good natured fun and rageful efforts to hurt others. But if you don’t, that is completely your right.

  9. Eric says:

    Well, it seems every time you write about either of them, you preface it with “I know I shouldn’t be getting involved, but I just have to say this…”
    As many others have pointed out in previous posts, you don’t retain the moral high ground just by acknowledging the childishness of your involvement. It’s still childish. And maybe a bit worse, because you make it clear that you know better.
    And of course there is a difference, as you say, between playful and hurtful. Don’t accuse me of simplistic thinking. Would you really consider this post to be good-natured fun? This is hurtful and mean.

  10. David Poland says:

    To whom, Eric? Everyone else who commented seemed to be simply amused.

  11. Eric says:

    It’s unnecessarily hurtful and mean to Nikki Finke, its intended target.
    I don’t mean to sound like your mother, man, but your writing is so much better when it’s about the movies or the business, and not these personal swipes. If you want to be above the fray, then be above it.

  12. MASON says:

    I’m sure Nikki can take it.
    She’s the most popular Hollywood blogger on the web. It comes with the territory.

  13. Eric says:

    Alright, I’m done. DP, no need to respond to the above, I’ve said my piece.

  14. David Poland says:

    You’re done? No need for me to respond?
    Well… now you know why I can’t play the game of trying to fit your idea of what is best for me to be writing/posting.
    Being an authority figure with no authority is an interesting place to live. If I explain why Mason is factually wrong, I am being defensive. If I make a joke about a photo, I am being offensive.
    In the end, I find that people like what I write when they agree and when they really dislike it, it usually is because they disagree, not because I am an asshole… in spite of what they write.
    In the end, every time I start to think about what I should or should not be writing/posting, I have to remind myself that thinking about it is futile. I am what I am. And in context, I think it is pretty evident. I just wish more people bothered with context. Most people like to pull one idea or sentence or word out of context and make the entire body of my work about that one thing. And if that is how I judged my work, I’m sure I would find plenty of opportunity to hate it myself.

  15. IOIOIOI says:

    Seriously; a disagree about that old ass “BIG WOMAN WONDER-WOMAN” pic? It has some secret context? Who cares? Heat was being silly. If Heat cannot be silly on his own blog, then where can the brother be silly?

  16. jeffmcm says:

    Eric, I thought it was pointless and mean too, but I didn’t respond to it (until now) because I thought, why bother.

  17. seenmyverite? says:

    Shiza, DP. Lighten up. In the past you’ve acknowledged with appreciation the contribution your commenters make to your site. You don’t have a comments section to rally a sycophantic peanut gallery, do you? That thin skin doesn’t become you, especially when your tank is fueled with high-testosterone gasoline. Especially when you enjoy serving up some snark with the main course.
    With that in mind, and hopefully a dash of humorous self-deprecation in your heart, here’s the gauntlet thrown down:
    Scrounge up a similar picture of yourself.
    With equal measures of snark. And not a smidgen of cojones-laced self-aggrandizement allowed.

  18. Ian Sinclair says:

    Sorry DP, but I think Nikke Finke is rather attractive, so this was lost on me.

  19. Wrecktum says:

    This photo is of my great aunt. She was recently murdered in Saskatoon. It’s extremely hurtful to see it here.

  20. Crow T Robot says:

    Here’s a better gauntlet: Name five things over the past few years that we on this blog, through spirited argument, have changed your mind about.

  21. MASON says:

    She’s not the most popular Hollywood blogger on the web? Then who is?
    Look, I think Nikki is pretty crazy and irresponsible too, but that doesn’t change how many people read DHD.

  22. hendhogan says:

    the man makes a joke and a funny one too. regular commenters jump all over his back for it. but d-po (i still like that) has the thin skin?

  23. Nicol D says:

    I have no idea what Nikke Finke looks like. When I saw this photo all I could think of was John Candy in those old SCTV skits where he played Divine.

  24. doug r says:

    Still doesn’t look as redonkuless as those dorks in the Episode 1 costumes!

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