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LAByrinth Piece… With Stupid Comments

This entry about the very valuable LAByrinth Theater Co was hijacked in comments by insanity. I am not removing the comments… and I hope that any need to be “wacky” will continue to limit itself to this entry and not spill over into the new entry… even if there is not a single relevant comment on that entry.
A little respect, please…

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17 Responses to “LAByrinth Piece… With Stupid Comments”

  1. LexG says:

    How do people become actors? It’s like the most impossible shit ever. Like, some jank-ass NOHO theater doesn’t exactly get you into THE GETAWAY 94 and SCENT OF A WOMAN, so MAD PROPS to any STAGE DUDE who somehow gets DISCOVERED and gets into movies.
    Fuck it, I’m auditioning for EVERY REALITY SHOW GOING. THEATER is too much fucking work.
    I just want to BANG CHICKS.

  2. LexG says:

    MOVIES >>>>> THEATER.
    Think any hot-ass groupies are lining up to FUCK stage actors?
    PUSSY MAKEZ THE WORLD GO ROUND YEP YEP BITCH-ASS.

  3. IOIOIOI says:

    Now a message from Riley Martin… friend of the aliens and BROADWAY ACTORS! “Hey man… uh… you are talking out your ass man. You a sad motherfucker with all of this rambling about no actors on broadway having groupies. Motherfucker… uh… these actors get laid from groupies. You sorry ass bastard. Uh… uh… motherfucker.”

  4. jeffmcm says:

    “some jank-ass NOHO theater doesn’t exactly get you into THE GETAWAY 94 and SCENT OF A WOMAN”
    Is that the sound of 15-year-old dashed hopes?
    In other news, I still hate you.

  5. jeffmcm says:

    Not you, IOI.

  6. IOIOIOI says:

    Hate? Hate of people online? Really? Huh.

  7. jeffmcm says:

    Are you being second-level sarcastic or third-level?

  8. LexG says:

    I WANT TO BE A ROCK STAR.
    I WANT TO BE A FUCKING METAL ROCK STAR.
    I WANT TO BE THE NUMBER ONE FILM ACTOR IN THE WORLD.
    I WANT TO BE THE KING OF AN ENTIRE COUNTRY.
    I WANT TO BE IN COMMAND OF SHIT.
    I WANT TO BE FUCKING AWESOME.
    COMMAND THAT SHIT.
    Being a workaday douche is unappealing to me. I want HOT-ASS CHICKS working their squack over the sheer power of my FUCKING OWNAGE. I WANT TO BE SUPERIOR.
    THERE ARE ROCK STARS AND FILM ACTORS WHO CAN FUCK ANY CHICK THEY WANT ON COMMAND AT ANY TIME, ANYWHERE, FUCKING EVER.
    CAN YOU? I can’t.
    SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE HAPPY ABOUT?
    WE DON’T GET A SECOND CHANCE AT THIS SHIT.
    ARE YOU A ROCK BAND FRONT MAN?
    ARE YOU AN A-LIST MOVIE STAR?
    SOME PEOPLE ARE.
    DO YOU *CONCEDE* THAT YOU ARE *INFERIOR*?
    I REFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE TO ACCEPT THAT IF ONE VINCENT CHASE CAN FUCK MODEL, I CANNOT FUCK MODEL.
    BE GOD. BE SUPERIOR. OWN THE FUCKING WORLD.
    ALL YOU ARE IS WHAT YOU FUCK.
    BITCH.

  9. jeffmcm says:

    And the prosecution rests its case.

  10. IOIOIOI says:

    Jeff: I was just curious if your hate towards LexG had any legitimacy towards it. That’s all.

  11. IOIOIOI says:

    “I want HOT-ASS CHICKS working their squack over the sheer power of my FUCKING OWNAGE. I WANT TO BE SUPERIOR.” Being SUPERIORION is pretty cool. While “working their squack” may be one of the funniest lines posted on this blog… ever.

  12. LexG says:

    IF ONE MAN CAN FUCK MODELS
    WHY CAN’T ANOTHER
    SAY IT

  13. jeffmcm says:

    IOI, maybe ‘hate’ is too strong of a word. I just have a really low tolerance for people who are so aggressively moronic without anything else to offer. I mean, if he was funnier, it wouldn’t be an issue.

  14. jeffmcm says:

    DP, I apologize for my part in taking this thread so far from where you wanted it.

  15. LexG says:

    Jeff, do you listen to ANY metal?
    Get METAL son.

  16. Jesus christ, this is just getting bloody ridiculous. Surely this entry alone is enough evidence you need to prove that LexG isn’t here to even remotely engage in anything other than childish moronic rants.
    Who says “PUSSY MAKEZ THE WORLD GO ROUND YEP YEP BITCH-ASS.”
    I don’t care if he’s ego tripping or whatever he wants to call it, it’s pathetic and irritating to no end.
    “ALL YOU ARE IS WHAT YOU FUCK.”
    Go masturbate to your heavy metal music and let some people talk about the actual thread at hand.

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