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Skip It… Waaaay Skip It!

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44 Responses to “Skip It… Waaaay Skip It!”

  1. movieman says:

    From Lyons Jr.’s “At the Movies” blog:
    “Weisz hasn’t done much comedy during her career, but she told me her approach is actually much more serious than when she is doing dramatic work. She refrenced comedians like Peter Sellers and Sacha Baron Cohen as examples of those dedicated, and focused on being absurd.”
    Can anyone explain to me what the hell this even MEANS?
    And I love the fuck that Benny Boy can’t even fucking spell!
    Does Ben Lyons officially signal the death of American civilization? Or merely American film criticism?
    He makes his smug, dim-witted old man look like Gene Siskel.

  2. mysteryperfecta says:

    That was so harsh that I feel sorry for the show’s participants. Very mean-spirited and disparaging.

  3. David Poland says:

    Disparaging? Obviously, as earned.
    Mean spirited? No. Generous.

  4. mysteryperfecta says:

    Also mean-spirited. šŸ˜‰

  5. frankbooth says:

    I remember Lyons the elder, so this comes as no surprise. The Ted Baxter of film criticism, staring straight into the camera with that lockjaw grin and phony/earnest delivery. He was a friggin’ robot.
    Wasn’t he the one who said that every other film made him “stand up and cheer,” or have I got him confused with another guy?

  6. Nicol D says:

    The earliest I remember watching Siskel and Ebert was when I was a wee one and they were reviewing things like My Dinner With Andre and Swamp Thing. Thier influence on me cannot be overstated. My brother and I would search them out and find them no matter where the affiliates would put them. Usually Saturday night at 6:30 pm.
    I watched a few clips of this and say it is a travesty.
    A complete travesty.
    I rarely write in caps but…
    SISKEL AND EBERT FOREVER!
    Scream it from the mountain tops.

  7. Jerry Colvin says:

    I’m not defending this P.O.S. travesty, but in all fairness… See It/Skip It has been in place for several months, as has been the Three to See ending. Phillips and Roeper did them first.

  8. quintus arrius says:

    Their three-part scale probably derives most directly from the “Buy It– Burn It– Trash It” scale on Sound Opinions, the Chicago-based music version of the original Sneak Previews, featuring– try to guess– the rock critic of the Chicago Tribune and the rock writer from the Chicago Sun-Times! It’s actually quite a good (radio) show, but it’s sad to see the new At the Movies borrowing from somebody who borrowed from the old one….

  9. Did Nicol just pull a Lex G.!?! Dayum, son….you’re loosening up!!
    But seriously, I agree with what you wrote. As a kid in a really small town, Siskel and Ebery on channel 9 was simply amazing. It was like there was a world of film out there I could *never* see from Orland, CA. (look it up…or, don’t…please). Siskel and Ebert made me the film fan I am today and this new lineup, I simply will not watch it.
    I also want to add, I think Richard Roeper is much better than he was given credit for. I met him a few times at fests and in *real* life, he’s much funnier and edgy when he talks about film. In fact, having seen Roger Ebert at a ton of fests-and seeing how much he truly LOVES film-I think Roeper is/was a good counter-part. You gotta remember that the network probably toned them (or at least Roeper) down a bit. These 2 new jackals are proof.

  10. doug r says:

    Dave, why don’t you do your own review show? You could have the reviewers that post here do guest spots. I’m sure Don Murphy would be willing to produce.

  11. jeffmcm says:

    Why has anybody been watching this since Ebert got sick in the first place?

  12. L.B. says:

    Important point, Nicol. One of the great things S&E did was pointing out smaller films that wouldn’t get much attention. They’re the reason I rushed to the theater to see ONE FALSE MOVE. I remember Thornton saying “Siskel and Ebert are my personal heroes” at the end of that year. They were key to getting a lot of potentially overlooked gems into the spotlight. And the seriousness with which they took on film discussion is beyond compare.
    And I also agree with Jeff. I watched rarely after Siskel died (since I could read Ebert’s reviews and skip the Roeper). And not at all since Rog has been off the air.

  13. leahnz says:

    ‘the ted baxter of film criticism’…frankbooth, that just about made me pee my pants šŸ˜› (i think i need some ‘depends’ undergarments)
    (movieman, i think the rise of frat-boy lyons signals the fall of civilisation in general, where the ’15-25 yr old male demographic’ marketing machine takes over the world!)
    how the hell did ben lyons get that gig, anyway, because of his pops? i don’t get it. to borrow a phrase from my dear departed granddad, that boy is dumber than a sack of hair.
    (L.B., i watched the siskel and ebert show every week as a kid, and to say they took film discussion seriously is a bit of an understatement, those two went at it like two stubborn old ladies! with terrific passion, knowledge and insight, tho, the original and the best)

  14. ChristopherS says:

    Agreed. I can only classify the new “At The Movies” as a genuine bummer.
    Also, was there a Nelson Algren reference in there?

  15. I actually wasn’t expecting a post on this. Isn’t it fish in a barrel at this point?

  16. yancyskancy says:

    movieman: Re Little Lyons’ writing skills, several years ago I used to proof the brief reviews that his old man wrote for a now-defunct website. Let’s just say that’s another area in which the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. I suppose, in fairness, he knew the reviews would be cleaned up before they were posted, so why put any real effort into them?

  17. frankbooth says:

    Thanks, Leah. Glad someone else here is old enough to get that one.

  18. Erik Childress says:

    It’s a fish in the barrel that needed more than just a shotgun blast though. I had to get this out of my head before it exploded. This 3rd episode (while still incredibly painful – mostly thanks to Lyons) was almost nothing next to the first two. As part of the “3 to see” Lyons actually put Twilight in there. Just see anything you can about it, he said, despite it not even being released (or likely screened) until November. You think he’s going to give that anything less than a “see it.” It was also pointed out to me that his video recommendations including one film that featured his very own uncle (Young@Heart) and a second (Bra Boys) that was directed by a colleague of his over at E! And you think what he said THIS week about editing was proof that Lyons is an ignorant slut? See what he said last week:
    http://www.efilmcritic.com/feature.php?feature=2548

  19. T. Holly says:

    Ben Lyons answers his critics and is his #1 enemy.
    Nickelodeon brings sports, fun and healthy competition to kids and families across the country this fall with the premiere of its new series My Family’s Got GUTS on Monday, Sept. 15 at 8:00 p.m. (ET/PT.) The half-hour extreme sports series that asks ‘Do You Have It?’ is hosted by Ben Lyons (new co-host of At The Movies and E! Network’s resident film critic) and co-hosted by popular Australian TV personality Asha Kuerten. My Family’s Got GUTS will air every weeknight at 8:00 p.m. (ET/PT) from Monday, Sept. 15 through Friday, Sept. 26. The hour-long finale will premiere on Nick’s Annual Worldwide Day of Play on Saturday, Sept. 27, at 8:00 p.m. (ET/PT).

  20. Kim Voynar says:

    “That was so harsh that I feel sorry for the show’s participants. Very mean-spirited and disparaging.”
    Mean-spirited and disparaging? Mysteryperfecta, have you watched the show? It’s absolute shite, and the younger Ben is an idiot — or at the very least, if I’m being charitable, he does a great job of portraying an idiot on TV.
    Go read Erik Childress’s great post (he linked to it above), he does a fantastic job of ripping apart the dumbass crap Ben the Younger spouts off with. I mean, really. These guys trying to replace Siskel & Ebert, or even Ebert & Roeper, is like some great cosmic joke.

  21. Cadavra says:

    It’s also important to remember how much control producers have over these shows. You may remember HOT TICKET, a knock-off co-hosted by Leonard Maltin for three years. Each week, he and Joyce Kulhawik were basically told what movies to recommend in the video segment, and whenever they’d suggest something small and/or off-beat that they felt warranted attention, they were told to stick to films “people have heard of.”

  22. Mgmax says:

    So what’s the logic of that? “People really love that show where the two guys talk seriously about movies they haven’t heard of. Let’s do the exact same thing but take out the part people like.”

  23. T. Holly says:

    The bright side is it’s unanimous, it’s no barely there in-betweener like Roeper. We can start a ratings-drop watch group if someone has access and write “feedback” here:
    http://bventertainment.go.com/tv/buenavista/atm/

  24. T. Holly says:

    Don’t hire Peter Sobczynski though, it’s false that Gervais found Billy Campbell to be “a hunky human rights lawyer with not a single evident character flaw”, when the whole point was that he was pompous and self-righteous and Gervais had self-doubt.

  25. Cadavra says:

    No, the logic is that you don’t need to be told that UNFORGIVEN is a great film, but if Leonard Maltin tells you that BIRD is also a great film, you might be motivated to check it out.

  26. Mgmax says:

    I’m not disagreeing with you. I think a large part of the appeal of Sisk & Eb was that they did talk about what you didn’t know about already. And everybody else has felt the urge to dumb it down despite their example, and then is surprised it’s not embraced when it lacks precisely the element that made it informative and interesting.

  27. Hallick says:

    I think something missing from the appreciation of what Siskel & Ebert were to society in their prime (well, that’s a little bit grandiose) is the fact that they would review everything on their show, Hollywood or indie, foreign or American. I don’t think a rave over movies like One False Move or Hoop Dreams would have caused the same impact if the pair weren’t also known for treating popcorn flicks just as seriously. Which is probably something that helped get them onto shows like Letterman, The Tonight Show, etc, where they had a much larger audience to make their case for all of those great unknown movies.

  28. Hallick says:

    “As part of the “3 to see” Lyons actually put Twilight in there. Just see anything you can about it, he said, despite it not even being released (or likely screened) until November.”
    Owwww, damn it…my jaw’s lodged in a floorboard. Who does that little prat think he is, snubbing Iron Man 2 like that?

  29. T. Holly says:

    http://bventertainment.go.com/tv/buenavista/atm/
    Post your feedback and paste it here.
    If you don’t hire a producer who can book the right critics to review your weekly slate, then your show won’t succeed. Nobody wants pretty critics who and can act, but you can pull it off with a crew and a coach, a director and an editor and pros and civilians will tune in. Or someone else will do it.

  30. LexG says:

    I posted this minority opinion elsewhere here last week, but I actually think Mankiewicz is WORSE, at least on camera, than Lyons.
    Obviously Lyons is kind of an awesome frat-prick, but seems like a cool guy to have a beer with, and that dude probably pulls down mad ass.
    But Mankiewicz just seems a little sad (though obviously he knows his facts a little more.) That’s not to diss the guy who’s probably a decent guy, but it’s just EXTRA curious why he was considered a HIPPER alternative to Roeper and Phillips. Mankiewicz seems like he could be Roeper’s older uncle or something… not exactly “hip.”
    Like, I get what they were going for in casting an E! smarmball like Lyons, but what exactly is the YOUTH-SKEWING APPEAL of BEN M.?
    By the way, I’ll say it again, that CRITICS ROUNDTABLE sort of blows, but Wesley Morris IS a decent critic, I don’t know who the FUCK that Fred Armisen looking mincing douche is, BUT…
    TORY SCHULMAN IS HOT. If she reads this blog, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP HOTNESS LET’S DRINK VODKA TOGETHER YEP YEP.
    ALMOST as hot as that GOVINTINTIDINDDININI MURTY that Roeper had on. Too bad she’s a conservative nutcase.

  31. LexG says:

    ALSO, Ben Lyons should be celebrated for RECOGNIZING that TWILIGHT IS GOING TO SLAY THE BOX OFFICE.
    200 MILLION DOLLAR OPENING WEEKEND, 2.4 BILLION DOMESTIC TOTAL BY JANUARY 1ST.
    KNOW IT.

  32. Oh this show is bad. And the sets are really cheap-looking. And it’s bad.
    I will say as far as the Critics Roundup segment goes, it’s a good idea but obviously no one with any credibility is going to go on this show that essentially tossed out Rog, so they’re getting the best they can I imagine.
    I disliked Roeper and his bullying ways with the guest chairs once Ebert was sidelined (thought you can only bully so much when you don’t know as much as Scott or Phillips who would make a great duo that only a few would be actually interested in)… he was way better than this. It won’t be around a year from now.

  33. Cadavra says:

    And there’s a certain irony in that Mankiewicz is the “young, hip” guy on Turner Classic Movies yet is the “older, knowledgeable” guy on ATM. Pretty much sez it all about the latter.

  34. Earl Hofert says:

    Memo to T.Holly
    There are plenty of good and valid reasons out there for not hiring Peter Sobczynski for “At the Movies” or any other review show in this realm or the next–he is occasionally long-winded, he isn’t very attractive to look at and he has these pitiful soft spots for the likes of Brian De Palma and Milla Jovovich. However, casting him to the proverbial curb because you disagree with his interpretation of the Billy Campbell character in “Ghost Town” is lame as lame can be.

  35. T. Holly says:

    Well Earl, if he can adequately clarify the Billy Campbell character, I’d at least camera test him with an eye toward who I might have him spare with.

  36. Earl Hofert says:

    From reading Earl’s prose on the subject (tired as it may be), I believe he was trying to convey the immediate impression of the Billy Campbell character when we first see him–the saintly do-gooder type–and was leaving his stuffed-shirt qualities for audiences (such as they were) to discover on their own.
    As for your offer to camera-test him with an eye towards a partner to “spare” with (which sounds more like you are trying to recreate the Irene Cara audition scene from “Fame”), while I am sure that he is both flattered and creeped out, it will not be necessary–without going into detail,he has already pretty much ensured that he will never be asked to appear on the program for however long it manages to stay on the air.

  37. LexG says:

    LEX AND LEYDON would be an awesome show.
    MAKE IT HAPPEN MARTIN S.

  38. T. Holly says:

    Please Earl, I dig your honesty and I’m impressed with whatever ensured his banning, but I was thinking of a different incarnation. Besides, I got it right about Campbell the first time, if you’re nice, you’ll find out.

  39. T. Holly says:

    I jumped to Some Came Running to see Glenn Kenny had a thing for Dana Stevens’ (Liz Penn) review of Ghost Town. She introduces us to the movie introduction of “the stodgy human rights lawyer,” who I add, assumes a different quality later. She’s on the list.
    http://www.slate.com/id/2200397

  40. Joe Leydon says:

    “LEX AND LEYDON would be an awesome show.”
    It might look something like this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6tiFMVRMB4&NR=1

  41. LexG says:

    Joe… awesome.
    Again, I am telling you people, Mankiewicz is WAY worse than Lyons. That dude is a STIFF and his goatee makes him look unpleasant.

  42. Joseph says:

    “Again, I am telling you people, Mankiewicz is WAY worse than Lyons.”
    After watching their “Eagle Eye” review I’m more inclined to agree.
    Mankiewicz: “Ben, I agree with you. I’m gonna recommend that people see this movie. I don’t think I liked it QUITE as much as you. But I thought it was terrific.”

  43. T. Holly says:

    They’re the best of Kaiser Permanente and County USC rolled into one with members of dropout nation joining at the end.

  44. LexG says:

    At one point tonight, during the review of that Charlize Theron/Stuart Townsend WTO movie (Battle in Seattle?), Mankiewicz used the word ULTIMATELY three times in eight seconds.
    Then for some reason Lyons lead the CRITICS’ ROUNDTABLE (WHO is that smarmy douche from IFC???? And what happened to Wesley Morris and Tory Hotness Schulman?). Lyons and the peanut gallery bounced Spike’s flick back and forth…
    … yet for some reason, Mankiewicz never chimed in, didn’t even seem to be in the studio when this segment was recorded. What the hell?
    The super cheesy 1979 Casio-style theme music OWNS. It sounds like some shit that would have played on local commercials at 1am THIRTY YEARS AGO in between ads for the Money Store.
    I CANNOT GET THE NEW AT THE MOVIES THEME OUT OF MY HEAD.

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