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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

TIFFed

And so it ends, not with a bang, but with slumdog.
I will have a lot more to write when my delivery system is an actual keyboard and not a virtual qwerty.
In the end, it was an unexpectedly good festival, albeit more about tiny, wonderous tapas and never ever the great grand meal journalists and others have come to expect.
A festival with Slumdog Millionaire (after being unceremoniously dumped by the folks who brought you The Women this weekend), Hunger, Rachel Getting Married, Che’, Hurt Locker, Disgrace, The Wrestler, Blindness, A Christmas Tale, Fear Me Not, Waltz With Bashir, Everlasting Moments, All Around Us, and many others, can’t be considered a disappointment. Even more impressive, the narrative features line-up turned out to be better than the doc line-up.
It will also be remembered as the first festival in a long while without a sale by Cinetic. (The Zac Efron/Claire Danes starrer, Me & Orson Welles, will surely land somewhere. And the “big sales” were all under $5 million, even with a stunning level of excitement when the “big hits” landed.
But that, in a nutshell, is the story of this year’s Toronto. It was great at the unexpected… and a car wreck for expectations. And perhaps this is a good thing… perhaps a very good thing…

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21 Responses to “TIFFed”

  1. Was anybody’s Oscar prospects made or dashed at this year’s fest?

  2. EDouglas says:

    As Picturehouse made sure to remind me… The Women is Picturehouse… Slumdog Millionaire was Warner Independent and then picked up by WB when the former shut down. I guess you could say that Slumdog was “dumped by the same company” when you’re talking about the overall parent company Time Warner, but I don’t think it was dumped as much as being ported over to Fox Searchlight for distribution and marketing in the U.S. because Warner Bros. might not feel it’s capable of marketing that movie in the States and think Fox Searchlight can do a better job. They’re probably right but WB are still distributing it in foreign markets where it’ll probably do as good or better business. (It’s similar to Kite Runner last year, which was produced by DreamWorks but distributed by Paramount Vantage, except of course, SDM is crossing corporate studio lines.)
    “Was anybody’s Oscar prospects made or dashed at this year’s fest?”
    Maybe Keira Knightley’s in The Duchess.. i thought she was great and her best performance but I guess most people felt it was just more of the same in terms of period costume dramas so she’ll probably be forgotten/ignored by Oscar time.. they should have released it later in the season.

  3. David Poland says:

    ED… yes, The Women was Picturehouse… which doesn’t exist anymore. It was big WB that decided to spend at least $10 million more in marketing than Bob Berney had decided to spend in order to release a film that Berney had decided to dump.
    And Slumdog? Bullshit. Big Warner, which controls all of the product that WIP paid for, decided to dump Slumdog… didn’t want to make the investment of marketing to release the film. The notion that they gave up financial interest because they “think Fox Searchlight can do a better job” is just not true, especially since the movie was up for grabs all over town.
    No studio gives up financial interest on a movie they can make $1 of profit on, whether domestic or foreign.
    Within companies – like Paramount, where DW’s options for releasing The Kite Runner was to have the big studio team market it or the specialty division market it – strategic choices are made. Absolutely. But “ported over” is a figment of your (and the studio publicists’) imagination. Money is not that forgiving on rhetoric.
    Next, we’ll be talking about how the Weinsteins “ported” their movies over MGM because MGM is a major… when the reason was always simple… dollars from pay TV… period.
    Follow the money, ED… follow the money.
    Warners CHOSE to release The Women widely, at a massively inflated cost. Warners CHOSE to sell domestic on Slumdog Millionaire to Searchlight because they didn’t think they could have a success with it. If you don’t think they are kicking themselves after the response at Toronto, you would be wrong… even if they really have abandoned the marketers who would know what to do with a film like this.
    Moreover… what non-US territories do you think WB has? As far as I know, WB has none, with Pathe taking all international when WIP took domestic.

  4. movieman says:

    I’ve never walked out of a movie at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) before, not even Golden Turkey Hall of Shame bow-wows like “The Human Stain” or “Revolver.” The sheer investment of time and energy that it takes to get into any TIFF screening–upwards of two hours for the really hot titles–discourages auditorium-hopping.
    But when you see people fleeing in the middle of a brutally bad flick (and there were plenty to choose from this year, trust me), your mind begins to play tricks on you. Do they know something you don’t?
    As it turns out, nobody knows anything at TIFF. Everyone is capable of (repeatedly) making the same boneheaded decisions that you are. Some folks are just better at playing movie russian roulette. I’m sure that it was possible to have had a great time at the recently concluded 33rd edition of the Toronto Film Festival. That just wasn’t my experience this annum. Sure, there were plenty of good films to see, but even the best ones were overshadowed by the soul-crushing disappointments and flat-out stinkers, many of which, ironically, were the most difficult to get into.
    The few “big” studio films to premiere at TIFF (Spike Lee’s WWII epic “The Miracle of Saint Anna;” Oprah-endorsed “The Secret Life of Bees;” “Pride and Glory” with Colin Farrell and Edward Norton; Ed Harris’ oater “Appaloosa;” supernatural rom-com “Ghost Town;” Greg Kinnear’s Oscar wannabe “Flash of Genius,” et al) sank without a trace, leaving the Great White North without the requisite bounce they were hoping for; and that many desperately need to make any sort of commercial inroads.
    Toronto’s reputation for being the official launching pad for the upcoming awards season took a serious beating in 2008. Conspicuous by their absence were such heavily touted Oscar contenders as “Milk,” “The Road,” “The Soloist,” “Revolutionary Road” and “Doubt.” The official line was that they weren’t ready in time, but conspiracy theorists like me spent the entire festival debating the veracity of that claim. Anything to keep our minds off the (generally) underwhelming movies that did manage to show up.
    With his shot-in-Pittsburgh rom-com “Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” former Sundance whiz kid Kevin Smith officially became culturally irrelevant. Like John Waters whose shock-at-all-cost modus operandi became pass

  5. EDouglas says:

    “Warners CHOSE to release The Women widely, at a massively inflated cost.”
    David, I should put you in touch with the Picturehouse publicist who contacted me after finding last week’s column on Google Alerts, asking me to remove any mention of Warner Bros in connection with “The Women.” I had noted that it was getting a wider release than any Picturehouse release due to WB’s involvement in distributing and was asked to remove said statement and any other reference to WB.

  6. EDouglas says:

    Oh, and to respond to the other bit (re: Slumdog), I think Warner International has been growing…they made a BIG SHOW at ShoWest this year to show off their success in places like Japan and Europe, although most of it seemed to be about their productions rather than distribution. From what I understand when I asked Fox Searchlight, they’re only doing America and Warners is handling the rest of the world similar to the way Beowulf was split up with Paramount handling America and WB doing everywhere else.

  7. EDouglas, Armond White called. He wants his crankiness back.

  8. EDouglas says:

    I know Armond White and he is probably one of the LEAST crankiest New York critic I’ve ever met…. though I’m not sure how either of my posts can be read as “crankiness.” I just didn’t see the connection between WB getting a studio like Fox Searchlight to take some of the risk on marketing/distributing a difficult film was being connected to the final release of Picturehouse.

  9. I was being snarky about your long post on how TIFF jumped the shark this year because it didn’t have a Juno or a No Country or an Into the Wild.
    If White is one of the LEAST crankiest critics, then who is cranky? (Rex Reed doesn’t count.)
    I’m guessing Lou Limenick might be considered crank, seeing as he likes assaulting members of the press at press screenings.
    BTW: Even if you didn’t recognize the guy behind you was Mr. Ebert, I don’t think whacking someone is ever acceptable.

  10. yancyskancy says:

    Jimmy: EDouglas didn’t write the long cranky TIFF post – movieman did.

  11. LexG says:

    Ed Gonzalez HAS to be a crankier NYC critic than Armond White.
    White comes off as a loon beyond belief with his contrarian bullshit, but taken at his goofy word, I get the sense he at least has fun coming up with his ridiculous opinions and needling bullshit.
    Ed Gonzalez, I don’t even know why that guy’s a film critic. Yeah, yeah, I get that “SLANT MAGAZINE” is an “edgy” site that filters their opinions through a prism of both snark and supreme touchiness about sociopolitical issues, but I’ve always felt, if you see 100 movies a year and you hate 90 of them, you’re not an interesting read or a “discerning critic,” you’re just kind of an asshole. At the very least, you don’t really like movies very much, so you’re insulting your readership.
    It’d be like having a “football critic” who doesn’t like football, doesn’t like sports, and finds any mere discussion of the game to be an in-road to discussing issues of racism and homophobia. The writing might be mildly attention-grabbing in a “HEY MA LOOK AT ME” kinda way, but it’s ultimately condescending and worthless as any sort of reportage or critism.

  12. leahnz says:

    movieman, you deserve to relax at the pub with a nice, cold beer after that terrific ‘tiff’ summary! (sorry to hear you were a bit underwhelmed, though; i enjoyed your insight into the films on offer, as always)

  13. My apologies to EDouglas.
    To quote Nicholson in A Few Good Men: “Don’t I feel link the fucking asshole.”

  14. jeffmcm says:

    Lex, like yourself, I think Armond White actually believes in the ridiculous bullshit that he occasionally spews forth. I have no idea what he’s like in person. but in print he definitely comes off as someone who is crazy and has a huge chip on his shoulder. Maybe that doesn’t equate to ‘cranky’ but it’s not far off.

  15. movieman says:

    …glad you enjoyed the read, Leahnz.
    I’m still decompressing from my TIFF experience, and furiously scratching the beyond-itchy bites I got from the bed bugs at the Comfort Hotel on Charles St. W. (in a room that I paid $200 a night for in U.S. dollars!)
    I guess that was TIFF’s parting gift from a year to forget.

  16. yancyskancy says:

    Armond White is one entertaining crank though. Sometimes I’m absolutely flabbergasted at the claims of quality he makes for things like Torque or You Got Served. But he may have the last laugh — yesterday’s critically dismissed B movies often hold up better than Oscar bait.

  17. David Poland says:

    Yes ED… those people are afraid to call me…
    I have worked happily with Picturehousers and Fine Liners before that… and anyone who called you is just trying to do what they are being forced to do. Bob Berney is out there starting a new company, not finding money to wide-release The Women.
    It was a horrible choice by Jeff Robinov to bend to Nikki Finke’s accusations (which genuinely scare him, I am told) and secondarily, the potential of S&TC, spending more on P&A than any Picturehouse movie in history.
    Pubs do what pubs do.
    And as far as Warner Int… yes… they are very, very good… but again, they don’t own international on Slumdog as far as I know. Pathe does. The only interest they have left is the domestic that they held onto when Searchlight didn’t cover WIP’s entire investment.

  18. David Poland says:

    And movieman… you aren’t planning on billing me for that feature story there, are you?

  19. movieman says:

    No worries, Dave.
    I just wanted to make sure that it ran somewhere in an unexpurgated fashion.

  20. movieman says:

    …since you never know what even a “well-meaning” editor will do…

  21. Yancy, as much of a fan of dance movies as I am, You Got Served is quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. I felt my braincells rotting away as I watched it.

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