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Superdumb

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25 Responses to “Superdumb”

  1. jeffmcm says:

    “in spite of the comeuppance, the male fantasy of the torture is all about the whack-off over dominating out-of-reach girls.”
    It really isn’t. It’s about _being_ those girls, becoming victimized, and finding a way to overcome it against a loser wannabe torturer who seems like a nice guy but winds up giving in to his inner jerk.

  2. jeffmcm says:

    I think you are completely correct about Superbad, however. It’s more progressive than your Porky’s or your similar-type movies from a generation ago because, ultimately, it’s a buddy picture about guys dealing with their emotions.

  3. LexG says:

    HOSTEL II FUCKING OWNS.

  4. David Poland says:

    Uh… it really is.
    The scam is that it is, somehow, about the one girl who survives and turns the tables. But that is not the red meat, any more than Saw is about someone escaping in the end. It is, obviously, a film about people facing their own death and the choices they can be pushed to make.

  5. jeffmcm says:

    “It is, obviously, a film about people facing their own death and the choices they can be pushed to make.”
    Sounds like we’re in agreement, then.
    The ‘red meat’ of the movie is in two parts, in this movie: it’s identifying with the three girls who get chased around and frightened, in standard horror-movie fashion; and identifying (in a more complicated way) with the two guys who are intending to be the ‘clients’ who meet their fates in a clearly moralistic manner.
    I’m sorry to continue to have to bring this argument up.

  6. Joe Leydon says:

    Have any of you folks watched Saturday Night Fever lately? Trust me: If this were a contemporary film, people would be screaming about how close John Travolta’s character comes to committing date rape.

  7. LexG says:

    Stephanie Mangano was such a pain in the ass, too. Tony should’ve stuck with Pescow and her arsenal of condoms.
    And Tony does the right thing just in time. Unlike that stone prick Double-J, who had no such qualms about taking advantage of Pescow there near the end.
    But the kid in the giant ‘fro cock-blocks ’em all with that dive into the drink.
    Movie FUCKING OWNS. I’ve seen it 167 times.

  8. Joe Leydon says:

    Donna Pescow? Geez, another name I haven’t heard in a while…
    Back to Saturday Night Fever: I’ve shown this movie to students, and some of them are quite shocked by Tony’s casual racism. But then I show them Popeye Doyle in French Connection and…
    In the 1970s, they really didn’t give a flip about making movie protagonists likeable all the time, did they?

  9. David Poland says:

    Sorry… you misunderstood. I was describing Saw.
    Hostel II is not about anything other than arousal by horrific abuse of women.

  10. Rothchild says:

    Nice job, Poland. You’re take on Superbad is astute and accurate. The argument in question is beyond stupid and grasping at non-existent straws. If the film did anything that they imply or had anything to do with date rape it would have been discussed, criticized, or ripped apart a long time ago.
    Goddamnit, Hunter. Don’t talk or write about comedies.

  11. Joe Leydon says:

    Is it just my imagination, or are people posting a lot less frequently than they used to do on this blog?

  12. bmcintire says:

    Thank you Dave, well put. I sort of got sucked into this argument with Hunter on another site and ended up giving in after two half-assed responses. The thought of engaging in any further defensive back and forth made me feel like a creep in need of a shower.

  13. Jeffrey Boam's Doctor says:

    Absolutely right Joe
    This blog has become an outlet for political flotsam and jetsam. When it gets back to film 24/7 give me a call.

  14. IOIOIOI says:

    Joe: let them. This is more important than relatively stupid movie discussion. Once the fate of the free world is secure. Everything else will be cool. Hopefully.

  15. bluelouboyle says:

    Superbad has nothing to do with date rape, no matter how you twist it.
    WALL-E, however…(see Devin Farici’s funny editorial on it over on CHUD)

  16. Nick Rogers says:

    To paraphrase “Billy Madison”: What Devin and Hunter just wrote are two of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever heard. At no point in their rambling, incoherent responses were they even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone commenting on this post is now dumber for having read them. I award them no points, and may God have mercy on their soul.

  17. TMJ says:

    I never realized until this weekend how much Devin resembles Peter Jackson.
    And while SUPERBAD has nothing to do with date rape, it has a lot to do with two teenage boys denying their love for each other. Their awkward, post-sleepover conversation is supposed to mimic a straight guy waking up next to his female conquest from the night prior. It’s so clear Evan loves Seth, and vice versa. Where’s that column?

  18. TMJ says:

    I never realized until this weekend how much Devin resembles Peter Jackson.
    And while SUPERBAD has nothing to do with date rape, it has a lot to do with two teenage boys denying their carnal lust for each other. Their awkward, post-sleepover conversation is supposed to mimic a straight guy waking up next to his female conquest from the night prior. It’s so clear Evan loves Seth, and vice versa. Where’s that column?

  19. Josh Massey says:

    “It’s so clear Evan loves Seth, and vice versa.”
    There’s absolutely no question in my mind that Seth is gay. It’s practically advertised in bright neon from the opening gas station scene.
    Sadly, it will remain unrequited as Evan appears to be straight.

  20. jeffmcm says:

    “Sorry… you misunderstood. I was describing Saw.”
    Fine and dandy, but please tell me this doesn’t mean that David thinks the Saw movies are somehow worthwhile?
    Oh David, David, David.
    Also, I’m sorry you were aroused by Hostel 2.

  21. David Poland says:

    Trying to be clever doesn’t suit you, J-Mc… above your pay grade.

  22. jeffmcm says:

    Your words, not mine. I think we saw two different movies, personally.

  23. Hallick says:

    The nine most annoying words in the essay: “Now, I never got around to seeing Superbad, myself(…)”
    At which point my attention span grabbed it’s hat, politely excused itself, and made it’s way for the door.

  24. TMJ says:

    Thanks, Nick (way late)

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