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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

Timing Is Everything

I don’t want to diminish the significance of someone’s pain or to excuse a crime, if it took place, or the criminal…
BUT… I was listening to Dennis Prager just this morning, listening to the Republican talking points turning to “If Obama loses, his supporters will get violent.”
And lo and behold, a 20-year-old white woman who works a phone bank for the McCain campaign in Pittsburgh was allegedly attacked by a black man in PA

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28 Responses to “Timing Is Everything”

  1. Pelham123 says:

    This reeks. Why? If for no other reason than the obvious, why, in the midst of an assault would you take the time to carefully carve a “B” for Barack instead of the simpler “O” for Obama (which is what everyone calls him)? Bulls**t.

  2. mysteryperfecta says:

    There’s nothing wrong with getting a suspicious vibe about the incident. Most anything is possible. But the amount of thought you’ve put into it and the suggestion that this incident was orchestrated by the McCain camp is borderline OCD, and as scary as the notion of someone attacking another over politics.
    Obama will probably get over 60 million votes. There’s bound to be some unstable people who are using a passionate election as an outlet for their psychosis (I’m talking about the attacker, not you).

  3. White Label says:

    I’ve seen political disagreements devolve into fisticuffs. And when people get preachy my hands clench into fists. I can see throwing a punch, but the carving aspect of it is reprehensible.
    It does seem suspicious given the timing. It also seems suspicious that the B on her cheek looks backwards (as if someone did it in a mirror). My condolences if she really was attacked.

  4. christian says:

    Dennis Prager is the biggest snake-oil tool on the AM radio.
    I advise him and others to go read the comments at Townhall.com where lots of white rage is a’brewing and threats of 300 million GOP members ready with guns to fight off the negro socialist threat.
    It’s not liberals with guns who are rabid.

  5. scarper86 says:

    The B being backwards and appearing neater than my own handwriting when I’m not struggling for my life, in addition to all of your reasons, makes me smell something odd. Just sayin’.

  6. Nick Rogers says:

    The “B” looks like it was done with some sort of heated utensil to me. My condolences to her if she was attacked or, if it turns out to be bullshit, that the GOP has to deal with another Texan idiot.

  7. Dan Geiser says:

    The B is backwards as if done in a mirror.

  8. IOIOIOI says:

    Bullshit. Total bullshit, and I agree with Nick on this one. It looks more like a BRAND, then anything with a knife. Be prepared for this woman to break under the same spotlight as Joe the Plumber. You simply cannot pull this shit off in the 21st century without the world turning against you in suspicion.

  9. austin111 says:

    Wow, that’s amazing. The B is backwards for sure. And that’s the neatest looking knife scraping/??cutting I’ve ever seen But I suppose he could have held her down with her torso in the opposite direction and carefully made that B while she was kicking and struggling …… NAH!!! Also, as an eye doctor, I can tell you that that black eye looks a little funny as well. I would expect to see a bit more swelling of lids and possibly some blood or at least more redness of the sclera (white part of the eyeball), but who knows? Also odd that she did not seek medical attention right after it happened. Very, very strange. I know I would. Can’t wait to hear more from the hospital where she is supposedly going. However, I’m not sure we will. And, of course, if it is real, I hope she will be okay.

  10. yancyskancy says:

    As long as we’re floating conspiracy theories, Dave could’ve flipped the photo to make it seem that the “B” was self-inflicted. 🙂
    Round and round we go. I have no problem believing the worst on either side. Whatever really happened, it’s a shame.

  11. jeffmcm says:

    Re: timing, just to play devil’s advocate – is the last couple of weeks before an election not the time when emotions are going to be running the highest?

  12. Joe Leydon says:

    I wonder if this poor woman ever read — or saw the film version of — A Slipping-Down Life?

  13. swordandpen says:

    It is a coincidence especially when the McCain campaign has made Pennsylvania their top priority as a state they need to win.
    The funny thing is no one would even question if they were involved if their entire campaign hasn’t been a daily parade of cheap, ugly stunts.

  14. David Poland says:

    Added a flipped version of the image, which came directly from Drudge – as there was no place else I could find with an image – above for you, Yancy.

  15. mysteryperfecta says:

    Perhaps she took her own pic on a laptop camera? My Dell laptop reverses the image.

  16. David Poland says:

    I guess there are Dell laptops at the McCain HQ…

  17. mysteryperfecta says:

    Did I say borderline OCD?

  18. Hallick says:

    Morton Downey Jr-esque…dunno. If I were in Prager’s shoes, I sure as hell wouldn’t run off a cliff with this story until I got confirmed from A to Z. Don’t wanna hitch my wagon to a star and find out it was just a chunk of Boeing bung.

  19. CaptainZahn says:

    This article says the B was on the right side of her face. http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/23/mccain-volunteer-says-mugged-b-carved-face/

  20. Cadavra says:

    Nice call, Hallick. Downey was the first thing that popped into my mind as well. Not to mention Tawana Brawley.

  21. Bob Violence says:

    Check out her incredibly-convincing-and-not-at-all-suspicious liveblog of her search for the ATM. It sure is lucky she decided to do that!

  22. Kim Voynar says:

    If it looks like bullshit, and it smells like bullshit, it’s probably bullshit. Sorry, I don’t buy her story for a minute. Not that I don’t believe that there are people who would get that incensed over a bumper sticker; I have a Republican friend here in Seattle whose car was vandalized twice in during the last election when she had a Bush bumper sticker, so she won’t have a McCain sticker or yard sign here.
    But the details around this one stink to high heaven. The first thing I thought when I read this story was that it reminds me a great deal of the Susan Smith case (remember her story about a mysterious black man carjacking her with her two sons in the car?)
    Her refusal to get medical treatment is a major red flag. Why would you not seek medical treatment, at least to corroborate your claim and legitimize your supposed injuries? I’m not an eye doctor, but I do theatrical makeup design on the side, and that black eye looks makeup enhanced, at the very least. There’s no visible swelling or redness at all, which you would expect to see with a punch hard enough to blacken the eye that much.
    And the “B” supposedly carved with a knife — which, supposedly, this mysterious, tall, angry black man accomplished with incredible neatness and care, given that she must have been fighting to avoid having her face cut as he brought the knife to it. I’d love to see a medical report on that “wound,” because it looks more like it was done by a fingernail scrape than a knife. Do I think the McCain was stupid enough to actually be involved in staging something like this? Probably not, though given the sheer amount of stupidity they’ve shown, anything’s possible.
    More likely: 20-year-old girl sustains a mild injury in some other fashion — maybe a small car wreck, or a boyfriend smacks her, whatever, and wants to cover up how it really happened with her parents or other authority figure. Or nothing happened to begin with and she gave herself a mild black eye to gain attention or sympathy. So she makes up this story, adds the “B” with her fingernail, maybe enhances the eye with a little smudged black eyeliner. It’s not that hard, I can make bruises that look more realistic than that one that look great on stage. But of course, if those bruises were examined in a hospital, it would be obvious fairly straight away that they weren’t caused by actual injuries. Perhaps she wanted to wait to go to the hospital to buy herself time to make the injury more legit, when she realized it was getting bigger than she’d planned.
    This whole thing stinks to high heaven; I’ll bet right now that it’s a matter of time before the real story comes out, because you can bet Obama’s camp is going to be all over wanting her injuries verified.

  23. Dan Geiser says:

    Right-wing blogger Michelle Malkin has her doubts, too.
    My guess is that if this is something that was self-inflicted by Ashley (and a few friends) that McCain’s people were not involved. She probably thought she could get on the news and maybe change a few minds in Pennsylvania. That is all. I don’t think real hate crimes done in the spur of the moment are quite this pretty.
    Also, the fact that she twittered her search for an ATM and that she ended up in a bad part of Pittsburgh is just strange. Especially compared to the items she Twittered about prior to that. Next time I end up in a bad part of town the last I’m going to be doing is Twittering the experience.

  24. austin111 says:

    Hmmm…..very funny. I knew that eye injury was just plain baloney and the backwards B, unless of course the phoney attacker was dyslexic.

  25. christian says:

    Let’s hear that dimwit Prager’s mea culpa today with his snakey voice:
    “My friends, it doesn’t mean this couldn’t happen. I’ve always said I prefer truth over clarity…”

  26. leahnz says:

    worst make-up job ever. that silly girl must take the term ‘black eye’ literally (everyone knows it should really be ‘blue/purple eye’)

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