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By David Poland poland@moviecitynews.com

Computer Repair is FUN!

It’s amazing how used we get to the tools that comfort us.
My Mac went to The Geniuses at the Apple Store for a replacement logic board. (Insert your own joke here.) And my beloved MacBook Pro feels tiny and my fingers impossibly clumsy now that we are alone together.
The things we lived without for most of our lives that become indispensable in months… weird.
This is also instructive when it comes to media. What is a good size on the MacBook is tiny on the iMac. I have referenced a similar experience with sound studios and how much different a song can be in those rooms and then later, on, say, a car radio. It’s not just better sound… it can feel 100% like a different piece of art.
How many people are reading this via a 56.6 modem? I don’t know. It seems impossible to be on the web on something that slow. My iPhone seems faster. But it is still the fundamental reality for many people.
Or maybe I am just rationalizing because I miss my machine…

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9 Responses to “Computer Repair is FUN!”

  1. anghus says:

    Louis CK does a great bit about how people are so indignant about being without technology that they didn’t have 5 years ago.
    You’ll have WiFi on a plane, and suddenly it doesn’t work, and people on the plane go “This is Bullshit!”.

  2. Joe Leydon says:

    I read this somewhere a while back: You know you’re too attached to technology when you’ve already driven two blocks away from your home on your way to work before you realize you don’t have your cell phone — so you drive home to get it.
    And David: Have you ever seen photos of a Kaypro 2X? Well, that’s what I lugged with me to cover some Toronto and Montreal Film Festivals back in the early ’90s, because there weren’t enough Radio Shack Trash-80s to go around at The Houston Post. No kidding.

  3. IOIOIOI says:

    You hauled around a freakin KAYPRO, JOE? How in the hell are you not built like freakin’ Ned Flanders from that experience? Seriously? Those things were massive. Ridiculously massive.

  4. Joe Leydon says:

    Which is why I always laughed at the term “portable computer,” IO. Maybe that’s why I have arthritic knees today.

  5. The Big Perm says:

    Even now surfing the web with a sort of decent computer can be a difficult experience…as site ad more moving ads and other flash shit that wrecks a computer. Mine’s fine but sometimes when I use friend’s computers, which still are pretty decent…it sucks.
    I love it when I leave my phone at home!

  6. Cadavra says:

    “You’ll have WiFi on a plane, and suddenly it doesn’t work, and people on the plane go ‘This is Bullshit!'”
    Translation: Jeff Wells.

  7. digitalhit says:

    I’m still getting over the fact that Jeff was surprised his stuff got stolen from a Toronto coffee shop one TIFF.
    Saw a person here leave there mac as they went to a washroom in Starbucks and shook my head. I pack everything up.
    Americans may think Torontonians are sweet and polite, but I live here…

  8. digitalhit says:

    Of course I meant “their” not “there”. Sigh…

  9. christian says:

    Well’s weekly battles with technology are hilarious.

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