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Vuvzela Of The Rings

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7 Responses to “Vuvzela Of The Rings”

  1. Blackcloud says:

    Adding vuvuzelas to the soundtrack would improve The Two Towers 1000% at least.

  2. Hunter Tremayne says:

    Very droll. By the by, we screened the extended version of The Fellowship of the Ring the other evening which has lost none of its intelligence and emotional power. Terrific picture.

  3. IOv2 says:

    Yeah Fellowship and Two Towers, either versions, I could watch all day. Return of the King could use the vuvuzelas because at they would be used to tell the audience when a new ending was coming and when the MOVIE WAS FINALLY FREAKING OVER! IS IT OVER? IT JUST KEEPS GOING ON AND ON! IT NEVER STOPS!

  4. Kambei says:

    The biggest mistake Jackson made was removing the Scouring of the Shire. It would make the endings feel like endings, plus it is the thematic centre of the novel, bringing it home to the buildup between WWI and WWII in England and how “rot” can set in in the naive, removed and quietest of places. Ah well. We can always wait for the remake in 50 years…

  5. Considering Bakshi’s version of Lord of the Rings was made in the late 70s, and Jackson’s was made in the late 90s, we might not have to wait 50 years to see this part of Middle Earth again.

  6. Wrecktum says:

    The best of the LOTR movies is The Two Towers.
    The worst is The Two Towers extended edition.

  7. Blackcloud says:

    The worst LOTR movie is The Two Towers.
    The worsterest LOTR movie is The Two Towers extended edition.

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