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7 Responses to “Question du Jour”

  1. LexG says:

    I haven’t seen CATFISH yet, seeing it this week, so probably shouldn’t opine this in a thread that’ll be spoilers ahoy soon enough, but:

    Based on that goddamn trailer, “THE LAST 40 MINUTES ARE SO TERRIFYING YOU WON’T SLEEP FOR MONTHS, YOU WILL NEED PSYCHOTHERAPY FOR A DECADE TO RECOVER FROM THE SHEER BLISTERING SATANIC TERROR OD THE MOST INTENSE ROLLERCOASTER RIDE HITCHCOCK NEVER GOT TO MAKE,” then the last act of this better be some EXTREME-HORROR shit that manages to feature Krug Stillo, Freddy Kruger, the Shining Hallway twins, some Rob Zombie-movie masks and Marilyn Manson imagery as the three dudes are stalked by Michael Myers and stuck in HOSTEL 2 predicaments and fucking Jigsaw devices.

    If not, the marketing campaign for this is TOTAL BULLSHIT.

    Of course, at the very least I know it’s PG-13 and it’s about three dorks horsing around on the Internet and going to meet someone who isn’t what they claim to be, so if I had to take a WILD STAB, it’s probably either a little kid or an old fat woman, and NOT Jason Vorhees, and this is total bullshit.

  2. IOv3 says:

    The Marketing is total crap according the spoilers that I read and the big reveal of those spoilers seem to be a crap ending. Seriously, if that’s it, then that’s just absolutely ridiculous. Who needs that? It’s also not really current. If this were 1998 and this documentary had something to do with AOL chats or something, then I could buy that ending. Seeing as it does not and we have the background checks and what not that we have these days. This film existing is stupid. SO SO STUPID!

  3. Jeffrey Boam's Doctor says:

    That hate for the effective and smart Catfish campaign is unbelievable.
    The trailer is deceptive!
    waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    I feel like I was raped!

    The film is entertaining and moving and I don’t give a fuck if the whole thing was staged. In fact I hope every second of it was planned out, just so it can spit in the eye of all the whiny fucknuckles who are complaining about whether it’s manipulative or exploitative.

    LexG if you honestly think the trailer makes it look like Krug & Co Pt2 then you’re insane. There is a revealing shot in the doc that is as disturbing as any scene in Serbian Film. So smoke on that.

  4. leahnz says:

    fucknuckles is a funny word.

    (i don’t get the “serbian film” reference…i take it there’s some disturbing shit in serbian film. suddenly ‘catfish’ sounds more intriguing)

    and ‘the shining hallway twins’ lex? christ on a cracker. they are and will always be ‘the grady twins’. forever…and ever…and ever

  5. scooterzz says:

    the marketing is fine, the ‘spoiler’ is pretty obvious (since you already know there’s a ‘spoiler’)…only the truly moronic will spend any time debating it’s veracity…

  6. krazyeyes says:

    I assume those 8 “yes” votes are by the same 8 people who thought Blair Witch Project was real.

  7. Cool stuff, thanks! I learned some new stuff just by reading this.

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