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This Season’s Final Oscar Column

50 Weeks To Oscar: Fixing The Oscar Show

Do a good show. Repeat it. Watch the numbers improve.

But mostly, realize that we are in a world of narrowing popularity of all widely-viewed events. It’s just going to happen. You can’t really expect to grow The Oscars. Maintaining is winning.

And now, my suggestion for the show…

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4 Responses to “This Season’s Final Oscar Column”

  1. Mr Hooper says:

    Not to quibble, but we are not “in a world of narrowing popularity of all widely-viewed events,” as you state, at least not if you include sporting events like the Superbowl or PPV boxing and UFC.

  2. David Poland says:

    Live sports are a different animal, though PPV boxing is not what it once was. And UFC was a niche business from the start.

    The Super Bowl is the only 4-quadrant family event right now. Yes. It’s also about commercial premieres, a concert, etc.

  3. cadavra says:

    Here’s my grumpy-old suggestion.

    Stop trying to be the Young, Hip Oscars. The kids aren’t going to watch even if Gaga and The Bieb are hosting. Play to The Base. Grown-ups hosting, grown-ups presenting, and let the honorary winners do something more than just wave. Make it the classy affair it used to be, and leave the wanking to the MTV Movie Awards.

  4. PK says:

    How bout a split-the-difference solution: Anne Hathaway and Billy Crystal as hosts? At least you’d have two people who both seem to want and enjoy the job…

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