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Tintin

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19 Responses to “Tintin”

  1. nikki whisperer says:

    COMING THIS XMAS, IN 3-D AND CREEPY LOOKING ZEMECKO-VISION™

  2. Don Murphy says:

    HA, HA, HA! DO YOU LIKE THE SWEET BITTER TASTE OF MY VENGEANCE?! MY ARMY OF LOYAL STOOGES SHALL CRUSH YOU!!!!!!! And then I shall dance. At Disneyland. After which I’ll buy some snacks. AND I SHALL THEN FEED THE ELEPHANT WITH PEANUTS!!!!!! And I’ll call him George. Oh, what’s that? You want to pet George? TSK! TOO BAD! YOU BANNED ME SO GEORGE IS ALL MINE!!!!!

  3. Joe Leydon says:

    Hi, Don. How’s the family?

  4. Foamy Squirrel says:

    Dude, you could at least bother to include Don’s link if you want to impersonate him.

  5. anghus says:

    underwhelming.

  6. Proman says:

    Pretty much the most beautiful and by far the most impressive looking animated film of all time. And, oh-so lovingly made. Look at how much care went into making Snowy! I am absolutely extatic for what should be the best 3D movie ever.

  7. movielocke says:

    it’s disturbing that we inverted Beowulf’s uncanny valley. Beowulf had incredible human characters that were probably 98% real looking, but dead eyes that were about 2% real looking.

    Spielberg has delivered a movie with eyes that are 98% (or better) looking and human characters that are 2% real looking.

  8. nikki whisperer says:

    You’d think an extremely successful guy who was in post on two gigantic summer movies would have better things to do than troll comments boards trying to stir up shit. You’d be wrong.

  9. Don R. Lewis says:

    That trailer for Harry Potter and the Chronicles of Robert Altman’s Popeye looks pretty lame. Why is Zemeckis posing as Spielberg?

  10. Krillian says:

    Looks like it’ll be beautiful as long as we don’t get close-ups of faces. These things are so expensive, why not just put real actors mix in all the animation behind them?

  11. torpid bunny says:

    Tintin is a magical boat?

  12. Keil Shults says:

    There’s no way to judge the film’s style or quality of content from this teaser alone, but that won’t stop the blogosphere from doing its worst. At least wait until seeing a little more footage (preferably in 3-D) before lambasting its visuals.

    I know very little about Tintin, but I’ve always given Spielberg the benefit of the doubt (despite his occasional missteps), so I remain hopeful and confident that he’ll deliver an enjoyable and possibly groundbreaking film.

  13. Paul MD (Stella's Boy) says:

    I also know little about Tintin other than it’s a much-hyped event film from major filmmakers. As such, I expected more from the first teaser. Didn’t do much for me. Not sold on the animation style or the story. But it’s early. I’m also more than willing to give Spielberg the benefit of the doubt.

  14. Lisa says:

    Exactly Krillian. Those scenes worked out really well with Avatar, so far the only motion-capture film with next to no dead-eye effect. True, Cameron only used motion-capture on the Na’avi, but what I appreciate about him (wooden dialogue aside) is that he seems to care about making the characters just as lifelike as the surroundings. His are films about people and not just pretty pictures.

  15. movielocke says:

    I’d never even heard of TinTin before the film project was announced.

  16. Jeffrey Boam's Doctor says:

    Thunderbirds.
    Say no more.

  17. J says:

    Can’t wait for the YouTube version, where the entire film will be intercut with the sex scene from ‘Munich.’

    Unfair putting both Moffat AND Edgar Wright in the credits. Now I’ll have to see this.

  18. christian says:

    The comic art is so beautiful, I wonder why not go all the way for a toon?

  19. LexG says:

    What’s with people geeking out for “Steven Moffat,” like that’s someone we’re all supposed to know? Just looked him up… looks like a bunch of British TV dogshit. Who cares?

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